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Leanderman

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  1. So the other day a friend of mine got a two week ban on TexAgs. He made a comment on the board about someone else getting banned. It appears there must be alot more going on with their fan base that meets the eye?
  2. he was in 2 live crew. not sure how he wound up at mizzou
  3. The perfect storm for the nut squeezers. Saban retires. Tide buyout Jimbos contract. The gomers hire Mack Brown. What could go wrong huh?
  4. Soooooooooooo I guess no National Champion date on that trophy again this year, Jimbo?
  5. Gomers versus Vols. I am sure there will be more overalls there than have ever been in one place ever. Hoping Smokey gets a chance to bang Rev while we at it. Last thought will the Tennessee outhouses have glory holes for the visiting gomers?
  6. You can tell that BYU Story is fake because of one simple fact. No nice gomer escorted him back to his car at the Dixie Chicken after getting lost in the parking lot.
  7. "Going to Czech into this" Look in your mailbox? Maybe the Czech is in the mail?
  8. Burnt Vegetables eat the boogars out of dead peoples noses.
  9. If you like bags of dicks, commit early, right?
  10. Lets hope burnt vegetables suffers from bleeding hemorrhoids all week along,
  11. Too late to start mailing a few bags of dicks?
  12. He will shortly find out the way he used to call Big 12 games will not cut it in the NFL. He will discover the second meaning of the slogan "NFL". Which of course stands for "Not For Long", with some of his bonehead calls.
  13. Gomers will be raping milkmen tonight after that win.
  14. Burnt Vegetables eats the urinal cakes at the Bucess's rest rooms.
  15. Texas defense name? I suggest the "Man Eaters".
  16. "Andre Ware is the dumbest person to ever attend Cougar High. He's the Tom Brady of stupidity." Second dumbest person. The person who thought he would be a good broadcaster is first.
  17. This kinda fits for the latest gomer commit, "An eight year old boy looks at a toy in store. After pondering it for a moment he decides to look at another toy. His six year old brother looks at the toy his older brother did. The six year proudly snatches the toy and declares it is his and the best toy ever."
  18. Standing in the long line waiting for service outside of South Austin Mom's house. TEXAS FIGHT
  19. 'Weird that one of the most reputable engineering schools in the nation did that. Not so weird that aggy did it though" Just remember their swimming pool. Missed it by this much Chief.
  20. "Baylor and aggy are the only two places my kids are not allowed to go to. Both institutions have shown they don't give a single fuck about student safety" What about Wofford?
  21. The only thing big 12 refs know about is holding the bag after the game.
  22. I sure hope Mr. Baker watched the butt kicking the Oline put on the rapists?
  23. From Galveston Texas, Texas Fight
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