Everything posted by Leanderman
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I am sure the gomers were just looking ahead to Alabama
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klanaggy pirate @ soldier texums :: 6pm SECN
Turn out the lights, the party's over (best Dandy Don Voice).
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
I hear a roller coaster climbing higher and higher.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I laughed so hard at this I almost choked on my cocktail.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Just get Red to park a few F-350's in front of Sarks Office
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
My only hope is dumbo sticks around a few more years and they continue with 7-5 seasons. I used to watch Comedy Central but this is my new place for belly laughs, reading about these chicken farmers.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Get some folks like Franklins or Coopers to sponsor our lineman. Pay them in food to be "Models" for the quality of the food served.
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TCU game week.
Rather than plant the flag, I wish all the team would link arms and walk off the field in total silence. Then right before Sark exits the tunnel as the last person to leave the field, scream out "Adios Muther Fuckers" and flip em all off.
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
If you could have the smurf floating in the commode face down it would be better :).
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
I would chit my pants if dumbo brings back the wishbone
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
"Matt Miller at ESPN has Leal #6, Green #12, Wydermyer #28, and Spiller #31." Is that the draft or their gloryhole station?
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TCU game week.
Any chance any of you assholes could get a food truck pregame outside their stadium and sell fried frog legs?
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
Gomers would be better off running the wildcat the entire game.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Someone should ask for a FOI Act on dumbo's contract? I bet it is written in crayon?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
"Jimbo said in preseason that both Calzada and King were NFL-caliber QBs. waterboys.
- TCU game week.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Well I guess there will be another bare spot in the gomers hall of champions as well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
"Ags may or may not like this comparison but Haynes King is our Colt McCoy. Slightly more athletic. He’s going to be a star." I really cannot remember Colt ever bouncing a pass off the back of his own lineman's helmet?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
2022 Recruiting, "Its Just a Flesh Wound".
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Tom Herman Fired as UT Football Coach
Finally we can put the bubble screens to rest on 3rd and 10 plus yards.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
But, But, But,........This was the year, right?..................right?
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TCU game week.
Lets hope phat phil cannot find an open buffet and starves.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Clickety clack muthertruckers
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Tech Game Week
Go Horns. Beat Tceh.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
"Can someone share the visitor list for this weekend?" For the game, or to South Austin moms house?