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Leanderman

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  1. Turn out the lights, the party's over (best Dandy Don Voice).
  2. I hear a roller coaster climbing higher and higher.
  3. I laughed so hard at this I almost choked on my cocktail.
  4. Just get Red to park a few F-350's in front of Sarks Office
  5. My only hope is dumbo sticks around a few more years and they continue with 7-5 seasons. I used to watch Comedy Central but this is my new place for belly laughs, reading about these chicken farmers.
  6. Get some folks like Franklins or Coopers to sponsor our lineman. Pay them in food to be "Models" for the quality of the food served.
  7. Rather than plant the flag, I wish all the team would link arms and walk off the field in total silence. Then right before Sark exits the tunnel as the last person to leave the field, scream out "Adios Muther Fuckers" and flip em all off.
  8. If you could have the smurf floating in the commode face down it would be better :).
  9. I would chit my pants if dumbo brings back the wishbone
  10. "Matt Miller at ESPN has Leal #6, Green #12, Wydermyer #28, and Spiller #31." Is that the draft or their gloryhole station?
  11. Any chance any of you assholes could get a food truck pregame outside their stadium and sell fried frog legs?
  12. Gomers would be better off running the wildcat the entire game.
  13. Someone should ask for a FOI Act on dumbo's contract? I bet it is written in crayon?
  14. "Jimbo said in preseason that both Calzada and King were NFL-caliber QBs. waterboys.
  15. Stomp the roaches.
  16. Well I guess there will be another bare spot in the gomers hall of champions as well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
  17. "Ags may or may not like this comparison but Haynes King is our Colt McCoy. Slightly more athletic. He’s going to be a star." I really cannot remember Colt ever bouncing a pass off the back of his own lineman's helmet?
  18. 2022 Recruiting, "Its Just a Flesh Wound".
  19. Finally we can put the bubble screens to rest on 3rd and 10 plus yards.
  20. But, But, But,........This was the year, right?..................right?
  21. Lets hope phat phil cannot find an open buffet and starves.
  22. Clickety clack muthertruckers
  23. Go Horns. Beat Tceh.
  24. "Can someone share the visitor list for this weekend?" For the game, or to South Austin moms house?
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