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Upgrayedd

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  1. First time seeing this I was a little high. Whoa. Da fuq?
  2. Waiting to board my SWA flight from Denver back to SD and was speaking with an older couple from central Nebraska on their way out for Breeders Cup (their 20th!). She makes the statement that California/San Diego is nice and all but she wasn’t sure about the people. Me- “Not sure what you are referring to. San Diegans are pretty chill.” (her husband nods and utters a verbal “yup”) Her - “It’s just all the homeless and people asking for money that I hear about.” Me - “It’s an issue for sure. They don’t die from exposure and I’m pretty sure that not all of them are originally from California. Heck, I bet I can find a few from central Nebraska.” /record scratch
  3. It’s a Game of Thrones thing
  4. Nope. Our sluts are clean.
  5. Hope you got your shots
  6. The mountain lion ate the family cat was cringe.
  7. I’m here as well (for 24 hours). What’s the deal with the mountain lion ballot measure? Some interesting competing ads on the tv this morning.
  8. On my flight this morning, was talking with the dude in my row (we were basically same age). Topic was business, the economy, which turned to politics. He said to me he couldn’t get behind Harris because she wants to tax unrealized gains in 401Ks. Me: ?????? “Its true, look it up.” I break out my IPad and take advantage of the 1 out of 3 SWA flights WiFi is working on. ”You mean the proposal aimed at individuals with over $200MM in assets? (Shows him table). “If you have that kind of money, why you flying SWA?” Silence. ”Think the Yankees gonna get swept?”
  9. I’m in Vegas that day for work. I’ll bring my sticker.
  10. The two of them in my small office aren’t even registered to vote
  11. Walmart Wolverine
  12. I am; and don’t call me Shirley.
  13. In Airplane!, every external shot of the plane comes with sound that is from a propeller aircraft when the aircraft is actually a jet.
  14. I think you are right unfortunately
  15. Inland Shithole doesn’t have the same panache
  16. Scully keeping his mouth shut and letting the moment speak for itself is the difference
  17. Did this to a superintendent with ketchup packets after he nailed my work boots to the trailer floor while I was on vacation.
  18. Oh, and anyone that claims they want a deflationary price environment ought to have their head examined.
  19. $3.80. That’s cute. $4.16 at my Costco. Point well taken on prices though.
  20. They’re Marines
  21. Forward by @NeverMarryAStripper
  22. The Omen and The Deer Hunter pretty much fucked me up.
  23. Don’t be superstitious. It’s bad luck.
  24. SBB and I were texting about this last night.
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