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Celery Man

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  1. I’m up to 150g of lard per pound of flour, still 1 cup warm milk and a tsp salt. I think more fat makes everything come together quicker - I mix the dry ingredients and the lard with my hands until it is like sand, mix in the milk while I’ve got it in the kitchen aid on 2 with the hook. It’s usually ready to be rolled into balls in a few minutes.

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    On 1/2/2023 at 9:51 AM, Celery Man said:

     

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    On 3/23/2023 at 8:54 PM, Celery Man said:

     

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    On 8/5/2023 at 1:10 PM, Celery Man said:

    Townes has been dropping leaves, I may have overwatered him accidentally but he’s also pretty root bound

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    On 3/5/2024 at 9:45 AM, Celery Man said:

    homeboy needs a trim, still truckin in 24

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    ^^longcat spoiler, just kinda compiling my bonsai pics

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  3. 11 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:


    I’m from a very small town and it’s absolutely the reason my youth experience had a heavy Gen X vibe. We were very much 3-5 years behind on a lot of cultural trends.

    Have you ever read Fargo Rock City by Chuck Klosterman? It’s been like 15 years but I feel like you would dig it. It’s kinda a response to Michael Azerrad’s “our band could be your life” (which is great, about the most influential bands in 80s underground rock). I think he opens it kinda shitting on elitist college rock snobs and talking about how if you didn’t like Motley Crue you never experienced it correctly - blasting in a single cab pickup in a cornfield. Something like that.

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  4. Aren’t those ones like… pressing the tortilla on to a hot surface? I’m picturing the machine at Taco C. I have a bigass tortilla press and the only thing it makes with flour tortillas is a big mess. It just sticks, the plastic sheet trick doesn’t work, it’s a mess. Maybe if I tried again now that I know what I’m doing more I might could make it work but I don’t think so.

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  5. awesome. trying to figure out if apart from cosmetics that is different from the hummingbird. do you know what the scale length is?

    Also, obviously the strat is a great guitar and this one here is among my favorite personal guitars, and it works without flow for many people, but I don't know where the fuck you guys keep your hand that it's confusing how the knob or the switch could be considered "in the way"

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  6. On 4/25/2024 at 4:44 PM, MagicSoccerSpray said:

     

    Assuming the "occupations" were wholly organic, and that the Texas one would actually be in good faith and peaceful, is naive. Now that it's been cleared out once, I think we'll hopefully see any subsequent gatherings to be less rowdy and confrontationally framed.

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  7. I think there are always a lot more virgin/near virgin types than people who have more partners think. I feel like among the nerds I’ve worked with there were some people who never ever got laid, some people who probably did twice in college but not much since then, and people who fit that mold who then found a similar nerdette online and got married. And a bunch of folks with more “normal” levels of physical intimacy.

    my brother in law has been overweight since forever, drives a bread truck, serial friend zoned by girls out of his league, now he likes fishing, camping, and knives, his dog, authoritarian politics, and not trying to have sex at all.

    i think a thing that has changed is that people have bigger lives online and there are larger niche communities that are accessible. 40 years ago if you don’t like the popular music, you need an older brother somewhere to show you husker du or you just move on to other things. Now if you can only orgasm while wearing a diaper you can find an active community of like minded individuals in 4 minutes. And those communities have gone from being the sideshow to your real life to the reverse for many people - they begrudgingly go out and do what is required to keep their meat vessel operating before they dip back into the metaverse. It is normal for these dudes to talk about not getting laid and accept not having a “normal” full social life because they are constantly surrounded by others like them in the place where they primarily exist.

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  8. 4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

    Does she make 20 grand a year?

    more than that but only barely, so really not the end of the world. this is probably my own stupidity as well. she's starting a new full time job where they actually pay her and she's a little grumbly about making sure that we get that set up correctly for the filing jointly tax rate.  tone, etc

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