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Beau Vine

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  1. Superhero is a real superhero in the Wives and the Stupid/Shit They Say/Do thread.
  2. I'll say it -- 30 Rock would have been much better without Tracy.
  3. He did. The LSU legal team activated the quitsies clause on that one and double stamped it.
  4. Here's a shocking update that no one could have predicted:
  5. Two of the smartest athletes I ever had were baseball players, but all the rest of them were real bricks.
  6. I see that you've never met IconclastHorn.
  7. Great job, Manfred:
  8. Holy shit, I thought that was a joke list between the Playmobil movie and Christy finishing right behind "Hitpig," but no, there is a Playmobil movie:
  9. Hey, Ohio State, what ARE these things you cover your helmet with anyways? Well, listen, nobody understands the importance of tradition like we do, but that sticker doesn't maximize revenues nor does it engage our corporate partners, so let's run this up the flagpole. Whenever a kid makes a sticker play, he gets a helmet sticker from one of our corporate partners, who makes a payment to the university and a smaller payment to the kid. Here's Jeremiah Smith's helmet at the end of the season! Isn't the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? OK, we'll have legal look at this, but we'll plan to implement this next game! Let's do lunch!
  10. He's trying to manipulate the SC.
  11. Beatcha all the money I have that the PE group has plans for an innovative AI-driven gambling platform that will revolutionize the business. You know, by exploiting the synergies between creators and end users via a dynamic system utilizing best practices in compliance, sustainability, and risk management.
  12. Can you provide an example of a mediocre team that has drawn bigger crowds for other mediocre teams than for national powers? I've been a fan of a couple of teams that went 0-12 (2008 UW and 1998 UH) and at no point did I think, "Boy, I wish we could drop down into a competitive league with other shitty teams."
  13. I am still unclear as to why Jeff Bridges has moved in with Zoe Saldana and her real-life husband.
  14. Holy fuck:
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