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Rockwell Torrey

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  1. Have you considered applying for an NFL GM job?
  2. As much as I enjoyed watching that, it reminded me of Herman's total failure to give that kid the ball more. Excited to see what Sark can do with Bijan.
  3. Gideon - Special Teams Coach and Tip Drill Coordinator
  4. Well he is a vagina so...
  5. Sortaracist.gif Not if you speak Mandarin.
  6. Maybe his 18 year old side-piece walked off the plane with him instead of his wife and kids.
  7. Most of Cal's die hard football boards are in Mandarin.
  8. Is it lit 🔥 like the station?
  9. Always funny. There is one on Muschamp and Jeff Driskell that is hilarious.
  10. She loved it. It was something highlighted when he was named HCIW.
  11. Good. Make it rain. No more half-measures.
  12. He is the pipe swinging mutherfucker that Surly demands of Sark's staff.
  13. He'll probably go out west and vacation with the native Uighurs for a little "reeducation." He'll return ready to rejoin the party!
  14. You can end the thread now. We should have this running as .gif at the top the page. +rep
  15. Yeah, thanks for sharing. Have any videos of baby seals getting clubbed?
  16. Ryan Day is not Mensa.
  17. Cool. When you return visit College Station and share stories about NZ poon...you sheep fucker.
  18. You got CR rolled, bro!
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