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Rockwell Torrey

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  1. Is that a live action shot of the poster that suggested Brees would be our QB coach?
  2. Salma Hayek is not expected to have sex with me this weekend.
  3. Ebbie Neptune shedding a tear of joy somewhere with his son-in-law and grandson coaching against each other in the state championship. That game should get a lot of national attention. Go Chaps!
  4. The day.
  5. When we establish "The Yellow Rose Recruiting Coordinator" then I know we're serious about winning.
  6. We all need to chill the fuck out. This evening we fired a guy nobody knows and we hired a guy nobody knows. What else did you expect?
  7. That is brilliant. It is certainly better than "Brewer you're with the 1s, the rest of y'all grab a tackling dummy."
  8. Have you considered applying for an NFL GM job?
  9. As much as I enjoyed watching that, it reminded me of Herman's total failure to give that kid the ball more. Excited to see what Sark can do with Bijan.
  10. Gideon - Special Teams Coach and Tip Drill Coordinator
  11. Well he is a vagina so...
  12. Sortaracist.gif Not if you speak Mandarin.
  13. Maybe his 18 year old side-piece walked off the plane with him instead of his wife and kids.
  14. Most of Cal's die hard football boards are in Mandarin.
  15. Is it lit 🔥 like the station?
  16. Always funny. There is one on Muschamp and Jeff Driskell that is hilarious.
  17. She loved it. It was something highlighted when he was named HCIW.
  18. Good. Make it rain. No more half-measures.
  19. He is the pipe swinging mutherfucker that Surly demands of Sark's staff.
  20. He'll probably go out west and vacation with the native Uighurs for a little "reeducation." He'll return ready to rejoin the party!
  21. You can end the thread now. We should have this running as .gif at the top the page. +rep
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