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Rockwell Torrey

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  1. Any guess on this insider’s source?
  2. That all depends on what type of “ring” we are talking about.
  3. I am not sure what you are implying about Utah, but I have dated a few LDS women so this hits close to home.
  4. Turns out Golding and Wiggins hid in the aircraft’s wheel well. It is believed they fell out somewhere in North Florida.
  5. Usually you have to pay double for that kind of action.
  6. Any chance FCB asks him to be his sponsor?
  7. Is there another kind of Brian Davis question?
  8. Is it on www.Steve_Sarkisian_Texas_Football.com?
  9. Michael Buffer did the introduction. You missed it. It was awesome.
  10. 5 minutes early is 20 minutes late!
  11. He did fail more drug tests than Mond.
  12. The only coach that ever bitched about this was FUPM. Every coach deals with this shit. LHN, a Tuscaloosa access channel, TCU today, Jayhawk Football, etc. Same demands, just our crap may be a nicer studio and the coach shoulders the burden of speaking with Galindo.
  13. Turns out pole assassin has a lot of “friends.”
  14. Nice find. So that is our next TE coach’s girlfriend. Better than Warehime.
  15. Is that a live action shot of the poster that suggested Brees would be our QB coach?
  16. Salma Hayek is not expected to have sex with me this weekend.
  17. Ebbie Neptune shedding a tear of joy somewhere with his son-in-law and grandson coaching against each other in the state championship. That game should get a lot of national attention. Go Chaps!
  18. When we establish "The Yellow Rose Recruiting Coordinator" then I know we're serious about winning.
  19. We all need to chill the fuck out. This evening we fired a guy nobody knows and we hired a guy nobody knows. What else did you expect?
  20. That is brilliant. It is certainly better than "Brewer you're with the 1s, the rest of y'all grab a tackling dummy."
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