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Rockwell Torrey

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  1. Shape shifted to an Asian for the occasion.
  2. I guess you get pretty good connectivity from that card board box you reside in on Pearl Street. You could probably afford a double wide in the Oklahoma panhandle with change placed in your cup today.
  3. Are we talking strippers with dollar bills or monkeys and bananas?
  4. Would you change your mind if she tattooed "Spider2YBanana" on her right breast?
  5. That reads like a Norman Rockwell painting.
  6. Any guess on this insider’s source?
  7. That all depends on what type of “ring” we are talking about.
  8. I am not sure what you are implying about Utah, but I have dated a few LDS women so this hits close to home.
  9. Turns out Golding and Wiggins hid in the aircraft’s wheel well. It is believed they fell out somewhere in North Florida.
  10. Usually you have to pay double for that kind of action.
  11. Any chance FCB asks him to be his sponsor?
  12. Is there another kind of Brian Davis question?
  13. Is it on www.Steve_Sarkisian_Texas_Football.com?
  14. Michael Buffer did the introduction. You missed it. It was awesome.
  15. 5 minutes early is 20 minutes late!
  16. He did fail more drug tests than Mond.
  17. The only coach that ever bitched about this was FUPM. Every coach deals with this shit. LHN, a Tuscaloosa access channel, TCU today, Jayhawk Football, etc. Same demands, just our crap may be a nicer studio and the coach shoulders the burden of speaking with Galindo.
  18. Turns out pole assassin has a lot of “friends.”
  19. Nice find. So that is our next TE coach’s girlfriend. Better than Warehime.
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