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Rockwell Torrey

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  1. Brilliant. Klif is going to strap the midget to Watt’s back and they are going to steamroll teams with the “Master Blaster” offense. Tina Turner provides the background music, the Card’s field is going to be nicknamed “Barter Town.”
  2. That was an amazing route by AB.
  3. She should have named him Palo Alto Uke then.
  4. I hope we are good enough that this becomes an issue.
  5. Impressive highlights. Can’t believe we held on to this guy.
  6. Don’t forget Gabby Johnson.
  7. WTF? This can't be real. This is like Auburn hiring Harvey Updyke as a groundskeeper.
  8. Take note folks. This is how you parlay football into a fully funded education. With the COVID eligibility rules, dude might get a PHD at his next school.
  9. Tuesday evening to be exact. Where you at?
  10. That guy was my position coach in college! I’ll hit him up and see what he says.
  11. Has anyone bothered to wake him up on his office couch to let him know?
  12. Shape shifted to an Asian for the occasion.
  13. I guess you get pretty good connectivity from that card board box you reside in on Pearl Street. You could probably afford a double wide in the Oklahoma panhandle with change placed in your cup today.
  14. Are we talking strippers with dollar bills or monkeys and bananas?
  15. Would you change your mind if she tattooed "Spider2YBanana" on her right breast?
  16. That reads like a Norman Rockwell painting.
  17. Any guess on this insider’s source?
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