Everything posted by Rockwell Torrey
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JJ Watt Signs With the Cardinals
Brilliant. Klif is going to strap the midget to Watt’s back and they are going to steamroll teams with the “Master Blaster” offense. Tina Turner provides the background music, the Card’s field is going to be nicknamed “Barter Town.”
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
I get this joke.
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Super Bowl Ratings Still Being “Processed & Verified,” Nielsen Admits After Unprecedented Delay – Update
They hired the guys from Enron.
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Tom Brady Is UnFucking Real
That was an amazing route by AB.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
She should have named him Palo Alto Uke then.
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Chris del Conte added to CFB playoff committee
I hope we are good enough that this becomes an issue.
- $9.95 worth every penny
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2021 ATH Ja’Tavion Sanders
Impressive highlights. Can’t believe we held on to this guy.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Don’t forget Gabby Johnson.
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COVID-19 vaccine discussion
NM
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
WTF? This can't be real. This is like Auburn hiring Harvey Updyke as a groundskeeper.
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
Take note folks. This is how you parlay football into a fully funded education. With the COVID eligibility rules, dude might get a PHD at his next school.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Username checks out.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Tuesday evening to be exact. Where you at?
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
That guy was my position coach in college! I’ll hit him up and see what he says.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Has anyone bothered to wake him up on his office couch to let him know?
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Shape shifted to an Asian for the occasion.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
I guess you get pretty good connectivity from that card board box you reside in on Pearl Street. You could probably afford a double wide in the Oklahoma panhandle with change placed in your cup today.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Are we talking strippers with dollar bills or monkeys and bananas?
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Ex-Middle School Teacher Accused of Raping Boy After Mom Found Her Nude Photos on His Phone
So this is your fault?
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Von Miller under investigation
DP
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Von Miller under investigation
Would you change your mind if she tattooed "Spider2YBanana" on her right breast?
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
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That reads like a Norman Rockwell painting.- Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Any guess on this insider’s source? - Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
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