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Posts posted by Uncle Nate
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Well, he is (was) a cardiologist. What if he was investigating a new drug called Provasic and discovered it caused liver damage? Well, the pharmaceutical company, Devlin MacGregor, has invested millions in this drug and is going to lose out on billions in profits if it turns out that the drug will be shelved because of the aforementioned liver damage discovered by this doctor.
So MacGregor hires a hit-man to take the cardiologist out so they can start selling the new wonder drug.
I'm just trying to figure out how a one-armed hit man could possibly do this while riding a bicycle. But give me time...I'll figure it out.
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Is you or is you ain't my constituency?
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Well, ain't it a small world, spiritually speaking. Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated.
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On 6/19/2018 at 10:42 PM, hookem48 said:
motherfuckers driving slow in the fast lane, finally moving over and then speed up
There is a special place in hell for them. Same place for the guy in the left lane who speeds up when I try and pass him on the right.
Truly evil, they are.
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They do suck. Called Tech runner out at first when he clearly beat the throw then the phantom balk.
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1 minute ago, Spankytoes said:
Bases aren’t loaded anymore. Silver lining
Not so fast.
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7 minutes ago, ousuxndallas said:
DJ misses another 3 footer at the U.S. Open.
Shocker!He will do a couple of lines of coke at the turn and be lights out for the back nine.
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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:
DJ only pawn in game of life.
I am contractually obligated to +rep any and all Blazing Saddles references.
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33 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:
Was shocked at how open and honest he was. I thought he was going to be arrogant and say the course was set up exactly how they wanted it to be.
Well he did actually say that...but for the start of the day. But as Duval said later on the Golf Channel, they knew that courses always change as the day wears on, especially at a place like Shinnecock. So if they know that, why did they set the course up exactly how they want it at the start of the day knowing it will deteriorate? You could tell Duval was fighting the urge to call them dumbfucks at the end of his comments.
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As the USGA CEO himself said (surprisingly), you want great shots to be rewarded, and with the condition of the greens for the later pairings, this wasn't the case. Great shots were penalized due to the conditions of the greens.
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People reacting as if Phil pissed In a sand trap or dropped a deuce in the 18th cup. He broke a rule and got a 2-stroke penalty. It wasn't an insult or detrimental to the game. And I'm not even a Phil fan.
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Just now, Aqua Buddha said:
Johnson shot +1 on the back nine. Course isn't that bad.
Come on. Even the USGA is admitting it ended up being fucked.
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Geez...did Phil sleep with Joe Buck's wife or something? Let it fucking go already. Joe Buck needs to F off.
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Pearcy looks like he doubled up on Xanax. Just has the mellow stoned vibe.
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That 15th green is absurd.
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1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:
If the course is lost, then Berger's and Finau's rounds of 66 today must be the greatest rounds ever shot in the history of the game.
Um, they finished hours ago. Different course now.
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3 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:
I don't know if that is Strange or Azinger claiming that +7 won at Inverness in the 1970s but whoever it is is dead wrong. Hale Irwin won in 1979 at Inverness by shooting even par.
I hate watching a major not televised by CBS. Fox is like single A baseball compared to CBS being MLB.
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DJ must have done a couple of lines at the turn.
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He may have to bring the coke back.
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Fuck Baylor and Fuck the NCAA.
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2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:
I want to buy TigerOnTheMountain a beer...every day for the rest of his life.
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15 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:
You are either going to be a cautionary tale or a good example at any given moment. That's the point of evangelism.
But that's the crux. No one is capable of being a "good example". Completely impossible. We are all sinners. "If we say we have no sin, we deceive ourselves and the truth is not in us."
This is what Jesus was trying to get across to the Holier-than-Thou Pharisees. Unfortunately, in American Christianity today, we have a lot of Evangelicals who want to talk about the Law from a similar position as the Pharisees of old, and not the Gospel, as if any man could possibly be justified under the Law. No one can. That's the whole point...we all need the Gospel for salvation.
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Aggy misery is the gift that keeps on giving the whole year long.
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14 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:
I think a bunch of us surlyites should rent an RV and drive it to Omaha
Ok, Bob Wheeler.
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The Most Influential Works Ever Written
in Daily Texan
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Saw the movie "Goodbye Christopher Robin" last night.
After seeing that, I have to put Winnie-the-Pooh up there on the list now (seriously). I had no idea what kind of worldwide impact it had at the time, and the positive effect it had on WWII soldiers who would sing its song to provide them comfort of home and their childhood while enduring the war.