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BHMCruiser

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  1. All joking aside, when my wife got the first iphone with Siri, I would ask it to open the pod bay doors. It would pretend it did not understand. Later versions I would also ask. Then I got a new iphone and asked it to open the pod bay doors and Siri said "I'm afraid I can't do that." I asked it how much it cost Apple to answer that question and Siri said something to the effect of "I'm sure you understand." Edit: I just tried it again and now it just kicks it to Google
  2. "This is not the roast of Pete Davidson's father. That was in 2001."
  3. You mean the one where he dressed up like a sheik and made a bunch of jokes about 9/11? I can't believe they didn't like that.
  4. or what have you
  5. champing
  6. It's all yours. I'm still perusing. Good luck!
  7. This is uncanny. I just clicked on the link and was thinking about purchasing the exact same gun since my son is left-handed. As in, I was about to open Gun Broker and look online for that specific firearm, but I came to check out surly first, and I clicked on the link from Handcruser to you, and that's what I'm looking for. Somebody needs to reboot the Matrix - things are getting weird.
  8. dude fuck yes
  9. No I just meant it's hard to tell because it was one game at a new position and he was doubled the entire time with net positive results. I agree he looked pretty beat up but that could have happened to anybody.
  10. Actually Williams was doubled nearly the entire time which allowed Bernard to run free as the outside WR for 150 yards
  11. Alabama will absolutely lose to Vanderbilt if it plays anywhere near as poorly as it played against FSU. Pavia will eat them alive.
  12. Alabama had 87 rushing yards AND had 67 of those yards ON ITS FIRST DRIVE. Alabama is trash this year.
  13. Life-long Alabama fan here: it’s over. Pretending otherwise is stupid.
  14. "Don't worry about a thing, Mrs. Noogy-burger."
  15. It was fucking terrible. If it were just Denzel touching stuff, it could have been cool (and about four minutes long).
  16. This movie sucked ass Denzel was the only even decent part and only because of how weird he was and how he was always touching everything. It was like he had been deprived of any contact his whole life and was going to touch every single thing he saw until he died. His movement was extremely odd.
  17. Amen. The first thing I ever saw that made me start really cooking stuff (and now I'm solid at what I make) was a video of Julia Child and Jacque Pepin making roast lamb leg, navy beans, and a stacked tomato/eggplant/zucchini casserole. I was like "I can do this." I still make that casserole a couple of times a year.
  18. Three quarterbacks Three coaches Three downs They said it couldn't be done, but they made one critical mistake: never sell Auburn short
  19. Agreed Celebrity is a good line and the crew is first class. The old shitheads who cut in line and wander around aimlessly and don't know how to use elevators can all fall off the boat as far as I am concerned. Never again.
  20. Thank you
  21. What’s the group consensus on the Bugout?
  22. The delta between how much work you put into this post and the post's value is absolute comedy gold.
  23. I threw my father out of the house one time for similar behavior. I had young pre-toddler and had a full tear quadricep tendon rupture repaired the day before and my wife had to work so my father came over "to help." He said he would bring dinner, which consisted of raw steaks and potatoes that I had to cook. Then he sat and watched television while I took care of the baby. When I went to put the baby to bed (on crutches), he waved his wine glass at me and said "since you're up," so I threw him out instead of murdering him.
  24. No, just selfish and stupid. They've always been this way. My MIL is one of the dumbest people I've ever met. But, at least she is sanctimonious about what she believes. I have been working on my "no I'm not smiling at her funeral" face for a while now. amen
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