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Dnaguy

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  1. I think we know where he applied the cream. Vs. Barry
  2. Greinke:
  3. Dude made a great pitch in all actuality for a 3-2 count where a ball is game over and a hit is game over. Just a hitter sitting on a pitch and making an even better swing and not trying to do too much.
  4. That explains the stroke like symptoms /RFK
  5. Considering we’re going full on nazification, maybe we at least get some of that awesome healthcare some 80-90 years from now.
  6. There’s a key different that I’m really close to putting my finger but it hasn’t quite come into focus yet….
  7. I always heard it was good but was light on details…. So I asked Chat GPT. Thanks robot overlords!
  8. He 100% said that. I would bet the life of my children on it.
  9. If it’s <$60 / bbl then $/bbl of oil like he just said is already $1.43 / gal. Last I checked that’s less an 2! Mission Accomplished. And what’s that? He meant gas? Oh. Cool. You’re probably right. Down 70% this is amazing. Fuck that’s great. So much winning I cant believe under Biden we were paying [checks math] $6.67 / gal! Holy shit! No wonder Trump won. Not sitting administration could possibly expect to win with an average $6.67 / gal gas across the US. Libtards just can’t see how bad it was with their stage 3 TDS. Sad.
  10. The bombing will stop when the Peace prize is given?
  11. Maybe they thought it was a Columbian boat..
  12. It’s way worse than that. It transports Trans Antifa homosexual drug dealing illegal democrat voting Trende Aragua Mexicans from Venezuela to assassinate right wing podcasters, read to your kids in drag, and commit antisemitic attacks to ICE facilities.
  13. No need to be ashamed. Those of us who were around understand. I can taste the Dew, double decker taco, and smell the cool water right now…..
  14. Maybe I would be more sensitive had I not been circumcised myself. But off the top of my head, I really think this is more about appearances than anything factual. It’s sad because eventually we’re going to need to clean this stuff up and there’s likely nothing in these ‘studies’ that can pass the smell test… especially when you pull back the curtain to expose who’s heading up these studies and efforts. It might be cheesy to say, but it’s a bad look for America.
  15. Everything Is About Sex Except Sex. Sex Is About Power. It’s an issue because you can use it to gain power. It’s an issue because legislating it gives you even greater power. It’s an issue that induces an internalized asceticism that gives you the most power
  16. Indicator #1 that we’re not at the AI precipice quite yet. Be concerned when like a human woman, she she longer recognizes the word ‘sorry’ and cannot use it in a sentence.
  17. Not the same but similar-ish. Year into college during summer break, drinking on a friend’s slam piece’s dock. We’re beer drunk, not liquor sloppy, but still drunk. I head out a little early bc I have to work the next day. I shouldn’t have been driving but Uber wasn’t a thing. Tell a buddy to leave his van (he was rocking his family’s Astro) and just come home and crash with me. He says no. I then tell him to follow me and crash with me. He’s says he wants to stay longer and get the van home. I wake up to 10 missed calls and a VM. His mom left it. “DNAfriend was in an accident. The van is totaled. He’s in the hospital” My heart sinks. Not only do I think about him being in the ICU with a tube in his throat, or him hurting someone else, I naturally think ‘oh fuck we are all going to be be majorly fucked and so will I as I scored the beer with my fake. Oh shit. Oh shit oh shit. Then his mom calls. I answer. “DNAfriend is ok and coming home.” Me: [huh, how TF is he not in jail…..] Good! Friend Mom: [garbled talking bc I’m in my own head] …. Got a DUI. Me: [Snaps back into consciousness] He did?! Really?! Her: of course. He was like twice the legal limit. Me: [confused] Are you sure? That’s crazy. There’s no way. Her: Yes, the other driver was so drunk he didn’t know where he was when the police came. That sonofabitch is lucky he’s locked up or I would be on way to kill’em. Me: So DNafriend is ok? Her: He’s resting, has glass still imbedded in his arm and is super sore. ….. Later when visiting him I find out that he only stayed a little longer. He knew he was drunk but figured he’d driven way worse. He was stopped at a red light and when it turned green he started to go when a flash of headlights from a F250 blinded him. Just before that and at the light he picked up the basketball he had rolling around the floorboard of the passenger seat and placed it on his left side kind of wedged between him and the door bc it kept rolling around and bothering him. The F250 hit him directly in the driver side door. Next he remembered waking up upside down in the van in the opposite side of the road’s ditch. Then the next memory was waking up in the hospital. Van looked like a coke can when you miss your mark trying to flatten it. To this day I don’t know how he lived. Being 19-20 helps. But I also have to figure being drunk may have also saved him too. That and the basketball maybe. The impact ruptured that thing. It had a split down the middle of it when I later saw it. It’s crazy. I guess they didn’t suspect him bc they never ran a blood test for alcohol or drugs. He was < 21 so even a little trace would have gotten him in deep shit. I hadn’t thought about that in years. We’re still friends to this day. Good dude. Successful. Better to be lucky than good sometimes man.
  18. This is why I come to this site…..
  19. Small nostril piercing =/= septum piercing An earring that is covered by hair =/= tribal tramp stamp. Regardless, We all have a diminishing fuckable window so whatever gets your goat my friend. Tats, piercings, or not; we’ll all hopefully look equally like shit when we are old and wrinkly because the alternative is even worse as worm food.
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