Everything posted by aggie08
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Charlie Kirk Assassinated [Shooter in custody]
Because they didn't.
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Charlie Kirk Assassinated [Shooter in custody]
Likely the only way they'll ever become famous.
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Charlie Kirk got ded, Erika Kirk grifts in place
Be careful out there. Before this, the right's stochastic terrorism and higher propensity for violence was largely just ignored. Now, everything that happens from this point forward will be justified.
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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory
Oh, hi. Pablo Torre currently has the world's 7th richest man's balls in a vice grip, so I'm pretty sure his reporting on this was also on the up and up. Guessing you were quick to dismiss him for culture war reasons, but whatevs. North Carolina brass absolutely banned future Mrs. Belichick, then got spooked when it became public knowledge, so now she has free reign of the program. What a (glorious) shit show.
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Charlie Kirk Assassinated [Shooter in custody]
God, if we could only be so lucky. Another country dumb enough to risk getting caught and giving us a common flag to rally against while we're in the middle of destroying ourselves more efficiently than our enemies could ever dream. We're not that lucky.
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Charlie Kirk Assassinated [Shooter in custody]
I can't imagine they're actually given much to do in the logistics and coordination of a massive federal manhunt and are just figureheads. So it's just the optics and on camera time that's embarrassing. I'm sure the actual field officers are doing what they know how to do. Kash, to his credit, seems to at least realize that he's in way over his head and is probably more than happy to defer.
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Charlie Kirk got ded, Erika Kirk grifts in place
Long live the meritocracy!
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Charlie Kirk Assassinated [Shooter in custody]
I've definitely seen a big push to make every black NFL superstar seem like they were huge fans and conservative leaning. Just weird, easily disprovable* shit. *I suppose being easily disprovable doesn't matter anymore.
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Charlie Kirk Assassinated [Shooter in custody]
Or crystal clear photos of the suspect god damn.
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Charlie Kirk Assassinated [Shooter in custody]
Yep. Making it public right now would only cause him to run. Trying to pin him down first.
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Charlie Kirk got ded, Erika Kirk grifts in place
MAGA having a field day doxxing people today. Not a lot of sympathy for people stupid enough to celebrate someone's death on their social media though. But it's all so goddamn transparent. Does ANYONE believe that if Charlie Kirk's left wing equivalent*, let's say Greta Thunberg (someone with actual accomplishments), was assassinated yesterday that they wouldn't be absolutely giddy walking the line with distasteful jokes and ominous "probably not a good idea to threaten so many people's livelihoods" hand-waving? *Liberals don't really make podcasters famous, so there's not a direct comparison
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Charlie Kirk Assassinated [Shooter in custody]
When you pride yourself on being a hammer, everything is a nail.
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Charlie Kirk got ded, Erika Kirk grifts in place
Have you heard an NFL owner speak?
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Charlie Kirk Assassinated [Shooter in custody]
Really stretching out the ol' prison wallet.
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Charlie Kirk Assassinated [Shooter in custody]
Counterpoint: I trust TMZ's reporting more than the current version of the FBI.
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Charlie Kirk Assassinated [Shooter in custody]
Ya think?
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Charlie Kirk got ded, Erika Kirk grifts in place
We're so fucked.
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Charlie Kirk Assassinated [Shooter in custody]
That's not the image the FBI released. It's been doctored. Obviously. There's no magical software than can increase the resolution of a picture without access to the raw image. So let's go ruin that guy's life too because he sucks at debating.
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Trump’s America
I'm also guessing that Newsom takes a hiatus from his Trump mocking? Because, of course, it's always on the left to be respectful.
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Charlie Kirk got ded, Erika Kirk grifts in place
Just like MLK!
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Charlie Kirk got ded, Erika Kirk grifts in place
Holy shit, that's some good dark humor.
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Charlie Kirk Assassinated [Shooter in custody]
Jesus Christ. How'd that shit come up on your feed, exactly?
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Trump’s America
The reasonable among us have already accepted that his body has been occupied by a succubus, and he'll never die.
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Ballmer alleged to have paid Kawhi Leonard 28m under the table to avoid the salary cap
The funniest part about this whole thing to me is how much of a no brainer that deal probably was to Ballmer in 2019. "Yeah, sure, the uncle is problematic, but we get the Finals MVP and Paul George to add to a playoff team, and it's only going to cost us some draft picks, one decent young player named Shai, and an extra $12M a year under the table. NBA Titles here we come!" But clippers gonna clipper.
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Charlie Kirk Assassinated [Shooter in custody]
On the one positive side, yesterday's events resulted in zero coverage allotted to yesterday's school shooter in Colorado. ...not that a school shooting with minimal body count would have gotten much pub anyway.