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Irish Wrist Watch

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  1. Maybe the Niners wanted to say McCarthy's job so they can beat up on us for another year or two. Does Jerrah get in his fucking limo and go "Why didn't somebody tell me Dak was a sack of shit? What the fuck was I thinking. I bet the whole fucking franchise on this worthless motherfucker.... wait... wait. No... I'm a worthless sack of shit as well... Well, fuck..."
  2. Dak (Deer in the Headlights). Slower than a sack of shit. This fuck can barely walk. WTFuck are you giving a fucking cripple a 60million+ dollar contract?
  3. Dak coulda stood up from that tackle. He just gave up. He just didn't give a shit. A true Half-Assed Effort. You wanna win it all. Get a running fucking QB
  4. when the chips are down, call a pick play
  5. Stupid fucking coach, stupid fucking quarterback
  6. This was a debacle. We should have destroyed Vandy. Sark is protecting Quinn with timid playcalling. The cat's out of the bag on Quinn. Get used to tipped passes. He likes to throw 3/4 sidearm. Too many times we saw him throw sideways passes to a back or receiver who was practically in the arms of the defender. His luck will run out big time. Get ready for at least two games where the offensive output equals what we did in the second half tonight, while the D wears down and gets mauled. There's no way they can keep up with a good running QB who can pass. The D may have some success, but with a lethargic offense, they'll finally give way under the constant pressure. This patchwork offense may manage 28 points against a strong D, but we'll lose by 2TDs min to a good team. Could be far worse. How does 49-28 thrashing gonna feel for the Early Season #1 team in the country? Sark needs to turn on the turbo charger, and if that means benching QE, then the sooner the better.
  7. Stupid decision. You take the one. Now an Aggie FG puts them up 8
  8. Glad we were able to change out the cocksucker refs of the Big 12 for the shit-eating cocksucker refs of the SEC. The story for this game should have been that a pissed off Texas team took the field and the offense physically beat the shit out of an undersized D Line using fast and hard-running RBs. Quick pitches, sweeps, quick hitters. Beat their Cornerbacks to a pulp while you're at it. Dominate them on the ground, then throw three or four long TD passes. That offense wasn't angry - or at least Sark didn't give them a chance to show it. Personally, I think Sark wasn't angry enough and it showed. A good coach recognizes a mismatch and pushes it down the throat of his opponent until the opponent adjusts, then you go in for the kill. I know one thing, if we'd been cramming the ball down their throats, they wouldn't have been all over Quinn in the backfield. Sark is still on a learning curve. If only he read Surly.
  9. The D looked pretty good. I'll give them an A-. The O? An overall C. QB - C. Fuck those lateral passes
  10. Need more play action passes (and not the kind where you fake a handoff and throw it across the fucking field. Need a ton more quick pitches. Definitely need more quick hitters. This delay running game is bullshit, as is the sideways attack. Wisener and Blue looked terrific. How about a back over the middle a time or three? Unsatisfying.
  11. Bottom line: barring the unknown, we're stuck with Ewers and his sidearm/sideways passing attack til the end of the season. 27pts against Vandy. Inconsistent play calling on Sark. Gonna be tough to go very far without a QB who can tuck it five times per game.
  12. They're expecting a run. Come on sark. throw some passes
  13. No chance for a completion on that fucking route
  14. Beautiful run, great call
  15. Quinn has got to start running the ball. Pull up go down before contact. Five quick yds, 10, 15 maybe. SAy five times a game...
  16. We've seen this time and again
  17. Mark my words, all this lateral passing is bullshit. It's gonna bite us in the ass in a big game. Maybe it will be a "lateral" fumble, or a throw all the way across the field that goes the other way for six, but if Ewers can't do any better than that, put in Arch. I like some of what Ewers has done, but I'm not seeing a QB who can beat Aggy
  18. Surely we can find a 60 year old retiree in Austin without a graduate degree who can punt better than that. Enroll him this week as our new punter
  19. That's the fastest fucking time out I've ever seen called
  20. A good defense is gonna turn some of these ridiculous sideways pass patters into pic sixes. And how can we not find a UT student who can outpunt this shithead
  21. That was not a "stop the clock" run. Motherfuckers
  22. Clearly out of his arms before thigh hit the ground
  23. I want min 24 pts by half motherfuckers
  24. How the fuck do you draw a holding penalty and end up in short yardage situation??? Stupid Motherfuckers
  25. Risky pass, but it worked.
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