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Queen Bitch

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  1. Jimbo’s not here to get to the mountaintop again, he’s here to secure generational wealth for his family. And boy did he find the perfect target
  2. Truly howling at his little dabbing shoulder taps
  3. Looks more like we’ve got a caste system of the botoxed and the pure-faces, amirite
  4. Texas State can kick rocks, but I've got a soft spot for El Paso and thus like playing UTEP.
  5. Bummer. Looks like calling stadium police and showing them copies of the SEC rulebook didn’t stop Leach. Maybe next time.
  6. One of many reasons he’s getting absolutely dunked on on Twitter
  7. What a fucking tattletale dork
  8. That’s enough, ladies. We won. Now go pour yourselves a bourbon.
  9. Those four points feel extremely important rn
  10. Lolololol if they somehow win by a touchdown and two FGs
  11. Compromise goes both ways, you dumb bewigged bitch
  12. Lol there was another 2-3 of roll left in that bounce
  13. For a few shining weeks I forgot how miserable watching Texas football makes me feel
  14. Casey puttin the CASE in that run
  15. Thread title should be “Tell me your football program hasn’t accomplished shit without telling me me your football program hasn’t accomplished shit“
  16. Every year I tell myself "Now self I know we've sucked against TCU lately, but not this year. This year we're actually going to win." I'm wrong more often than not. But this time? THIS TIME. I'm right. I know I'm right. Absolutely no question about it.
  17. I like OU as a morning game and I'm not apologizing. You wake up early, a combination of grossly hungover and still drunk, but the shower-beer helps to re-lubricate the bones. You show up to the fair, shove down some corny dogs and more beer, and before you know it the game is minutes away. Then, after you win, your side gets to claim the fair for the rest of the day until the sun goes down, at which time you gotta get the fuck outta the neighborhood. I'm open to hearing why 2:30p is the better option, but I know I'm right.
  18. Fuck em up, arky
  19. Denise, 1400 people live in my block in LA, which balanced out the vote of your entire shitty town. Good luck with the move!
  20. Really hope they win out til Dallas -- would be amazing to solidly beat a top 5 OU team.
  21. My god-given right to enter a Wal-Mart
  22. Pains me greatly to watch what it's become from afar.
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