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wildcat09

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  1. That's not a thing man. I'm sure a few months ago a lot of people thought Canada would be a safe option and now there's like a 40% chance at least that Trump invades Canada while saying he's doing it for "living space." South America and western Europe sure as shit aren't far enough and I'm sure he'll start some shit with Australia soon. If you could afford to move to and acquire citizenship in like Monaco you'll probably be fine, but the rest of us are going to be dealing with these shitheads one way or another regardless of where we live.
  2. Seems pretty obvious that just like Elon with twitter, they have no intention of actually honoring any of these. And this seems like it's almost certainly illegal even if they did.
  3. Sorry for your loss, Brisket. It's a beautiful tribute and it sounds like he was a great father and husband. Damnit, now you've got me misty-eyed. I lost my dad unexpectedly when I was 18 (he was 65). It's been awhile now, but it's still rare for a day to go by without me thinking at some point there's something I wish I could talk with him about, and it's never really important. Just what he thinks the Horns' chances are gonna be the next year, or whether he thinks the Stros' bullpen is going to still be reliable, what he thought about the new Mustangs, whatever. I just wish I'd been able to get to know him in my own adulthood for awhile and I wish he'd been able to get to know me. Then again, I might be a very different person if he hadn't died when he did. I like to think we'll all get to see our loved ones again in heaven or some sort of afterlife. But even if not, I believe we honor their memory by living with the type of character they raised us to have as best we can, and in that way they live on through us. ...If your dad is looking down on you from here on out though, you should probably do him (and us) a kindness and hire an editor.
  4. What the fuck does it even mean? In what context is he required to identify himself and thinks he shouldn't be required to do so?
  5. I imagine every time spanky calls customer support for something and hears "press X for Spanish" he shoots his tv in anger.
  6. Vance has no appeal to anyone outside of the alt-right, and they don't even really like him because he looks kinda gay and has an Indian wife. We'd be lucky long-term if Trump died on the shitter and Vance had to take over the mantle of Trumpism. He might be temporarily more effective at implementing certain shit, but he would be much less resistant to normal political pressures than Trump's celebrity allows him to be and the media wouldn't slob his knob the same way they slob Trump's.
  7. I think "detained" means in ICE detention. If they're in regular prisons they're not considered "detained" for those statistical purposes.
  8. Y'all remember when Vegas64 disappeared around these parts for four years and is suddenly back posting a lot of "reasonable Republican"ish stuff?
  9. Trump declaring total victory is how you know he folded like a cheap suit.
  10. I guess this isn't burdensome enough. I get trying to be stoic, but don't peddle bullshit.
  11. Nope, some of us recognized the Hitler particles a long time ago.
  12. I didn't see any cuffs on Dr. Phil.
  13. I think Bozo has fallen for the same thing Trump did: he wants it because it's fucking huge on maps.
  14. Motherfucker are you serious?
  15. Man, twitter really sucks now. BlueSky had the renewed burrito taxi discourse several days ago.
  16. This is the thing right here. Everything everyone says about this shit is completely uninformed. It's not like raw dog looked up what Dems spent on CBP and ICE before making that post, or bothered to remember that actually they made a huge fucking deal about negotiating a bipartisan reform package and specifically tried to promote the border security aspects of it. No, no matter what they do Dems are "weak on the border" and everyone just agrees that's the case. There's nothing they could possibly do to successfully buck that propaganda and we know that because they just fucking tried.
  17. Buddy I’m way too drunk to go searching through 4 year old posts right now.
  18. Remember when you thought the GOP wouldn’t come to love the 1/6 terrorists?
  19. Damn, all their CEOs gave nazi salutes within the past few days?
  20. Anyone who drives a pickup manufactured after 1990 needs to hand over their man card. If it doesn't have three on the tree you're doing it wrong.
  21. There are some real dumb motherfuckers in the DT thread that genuinely seem to think Trump is pausing aide to Ukraine because he wants Russia to lose.
  22. I'd put more stock in that book/theory's predictive power if it weren't for the fact that so many on the right are actively trying to make it true. You want to truly be terrified by a book's predictive power? Read Parable of the Sower.
  23. Bitch I will cut you.
  24. They're not afraid of covid, but they're more terrified of needles than the average 5-year-old. Then again, they demonstrate less intelligence and emotional maturity than the average 5-year-old too so at least there's a little bit of consistency there.
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