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wood

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  1. csb/anecdote alert: Some neighbors came over tonight for dinner. One of the girls has been telling us for months that her parents were all in on the MAGA bs and there was zero chance her Pop would ever vote for Kamala because he's never voted for a Democrat and he's never voted for a woman in any election, presidential, or not. Tonight, she said that he told her after voting that he'd voted for Kamala. I think she almost fell over when she found out. High fives all around. One at a time, y'all. One at a time. That's how you run up the score.
  2. Nice. I think I want this, too.
  3. This is brilliant. NSIAP.
  4. Narrator: It's not close. She gonna win, bigly.
  5. Anyone have a link to this, by any chance?
  6. Yeah, but ... is he a "normal gay guy"?
  7. Man, that high-speed rail map gives me such a weird boner. I'll be in me bunk ...
  8. Everything. All of it. I mean ... it's striking.
  9. Yep. IMHO it's not even close. So many beautiful cars and liveries from that era.
  10. LOL. This guy is good ... "Harris claims that Trump will enter the Oval Office with an enemies list while she will enter with a to-do list. But Trump also has a to-do list, and the first item on that list just happens to be ‘make an enemies list.’ I’m sure he will add more items to the list if he thinks of any."
  11. No worries. The Helobious reverse jinx is undefeated.
  12. Better than listening to Smoltz drone on and on and on ... And fuck the Yankees.
  13. I do, but I'm not sure my cousins Mose or Dwight do.
  14. My 18 yo does a frighteningly good Blue Steel. No machete though.
  15. 100%. In that time I've gone from grudgingly planning to vote for Harris to looking for a reason to run through a wall for her, a la our Horns and the 2005 team being ready to run through walls for VY the goat. That's my President, y'all.
  16. I dunno if they would, but they should move in that direction for sure. But like JS1 said, he can't, and at this point he might tell 'em to fuck off even if he could.
  17. At this point imho, 'late undecideds' can be translated as 'people who aren't going to vote, and likely never were going to vote".
  18. LMFAO. I generally don't care for Kimmel, but that was fantastic. MSNBC guy: "Are you a new testament or old testament guy". Trump: "Uh, probably ... equal". If you locked all the comedy writers in the world into a room for 10 years, they could never come up with something that good.
  19. Absolutely phenomenal. I laughed, and I cried. (Seriously)
  20. I was just told on another board that "The Puertoricans changing their vote last minute (there is 450K of them in Pennsylvania) will be offset by the Amish community there who all decided to vote this time for Trump". Hmm. LOL. There are 93K Amish folks in PA. Including those who aren't old enough to vote. And the Amish rarely vote. *Tacks. Just sayin'.
  21. Yep. Hinchcliffe's stupid jokes were a good thing in that they raised awareness of the attitudes these people have about minorities, but the way so many are focusing on only his comments is taking eyes away from the hateful, racist tone of the entire night and indeed the entire campaign.
  22. Is this real? Are you real? JFC.
  23. For any of you who haven't seen the full 13+ minute cut of Popovich's response when asked about the election after Saturday's win over Rockets, here ya go. Enjoy ...
  24. Well, he has plenty of experience in that arena, I guess ...
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