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El Squared

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  1. I give a few fucks but only for old times sake. Not connected to the team, not because of the players who are fine and some very talented, but because Texas has such embarrassingly bad administrative “leaders” and big money influencers that cannot get it right, essentially since DKR, when it comes to football. It’s bizarre with all the so-called advantages that are supposed to predict success, we keep racing toward the middle or below. Please don’t bring up FUPM because no Vince or no Colt he would have been in a nursing home 10 years ago.
  2. Not using one of the best rbs in CFB during the 4th quarter is on Sark. Wearing out your own defense is ridiculous. Not going for it on 4th down and 3 late in Q4 in a close game when you need to break the other team’s momentum and when you have a great rb and a rested OL also raises concerns. What happened to AGNB?
  3. The horror, the horror… D1 CFB coaches forced to jump from planes with golden parachutes….no justice, no peace…only large amounts of money…the horror, the horror…
  4. pre-glory hole warm up ritual
  5. The best pic of Earl was him running over the chest of a SMU player in 1977
  6. I would have guessed harpsicord or pan flute.
  7. I wonder what Saban's opposing team quarterback bounty bonus is up to now, I'm sure its changed since 2010, inflation and all, but that was the NC game vs regular season.
  8. Particularly if JJ was in the house.triple win
  9. He liked Eva Braun's puppies Over easy with a side of kraut
  10. Criticism of Galindo isn't about him mentioning the wrong name, or whether he's a "good guy"--its his high school dorkiness, stupid uninformed comments, and and perceived homerism for the opposite team. His voice is not pleasing, and that also is important for an announcer. He really does nothing well. He is compensated for this work, as anyone who does this job should be, but his performance is poor, so why is he in this position? There are innumerable individuals that could do much much better w/o pissing off fans to this extent. The blame really rests with his superiors.
  11. He got beat up as a kid for saying a lot of stupid shit, now he gets paid for it. End times we are in, end times. The real question is : who is shielding this barking rectum? That’s who needs battery acid poured on their junk.
  12. That’s a great drill, practice staring down receivers.you be you, aggy!
  13. Looks like Golden Corral in CS closed down early so their patrons could make the Nazi Rally lead by the SS Milkboys.
  14. the Boone student reaction reminded me of the victory over OU in 1977 and how the drag erupted spontaneously. Lots of uninhibited behaviors that afternoon and night.
  15. Except for the 40 million wins in his pocket.
  16. Fairness has nothing to do with it, he just always was and will be, just like Finebum. Hard wired into their DNA. Don’t forget Kork Herpstreet in that bunch.
  17. Why do you say incompetence when they were not consistent with their “skills”? It’s not incompetence or ineptitude, it’s deliberate fuckery. To not even review a controversial scoring play like the safety? Are you obtuse? Texas is not the only victim of refs fuckery but please do not excuse their actions as a competence issue. Not in a tight game and passing on the opportunity to review.
  18. I’m so tired of posters calling the refs “ incompetent “. It has nothing to do with their competence, please use the correct description if you are educated: “deliberate fuckery” One would have to be completely obtuse to think the deliberate fuckery didn’t affect the game’s outcome. Whether it’s because they have a boner for Texas or needed a new vehicle, it’s not a random “oops”, so please stop blaming their competence. This unfortunately is not going to disappear with relocation to the SEC.
  19. Neither did the sun or moon for some reason….
  20. Greg McElroy is the Craig James of the early 2000s
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