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CosmoDog

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  1. Nah, LSU is gonna have them doing some meat judging.
  2. Jimbo has surpassed my wildest dreams in terms of inflicting aggy misery. Please let this go one for years. 😂
  3. He’s in an orgasm induced coma. It’ll eventually wear off.
  4. Well, clearly not a Zika victim.
  5. Jimbo looks like: ”What the hell have I gotten myself into?” This is better than gold. And will be for a number of years.
  6. Should not do journalism if your last name sounds like bum-fuck
  7. Probably didn’t want to be an analyst either, but here we are. That said, you are likely correct.
  8. What are the odds of Patterson taking over as DC? And, would we want that?
  9. How is it that after 10+ years our Achilles heel is still 3rd and long? We have been consistently shitty in this regard. Whichever DC figures it out will be a god send. I’m optimistic that our recent recruiting on defensive line and backfield will yield results after they ripen a bit, but I’ll not believe it until I see it.
  10. Bama locker room at half will not be pleasant
  11. scha·den·freu·de /ˈSHädənˌfroidə/ Learn to pronounce noun pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune. "This evening, I thrive on schadenfreude"
  12. Dear Lord, Please make this game so devastating to aggy that their 5 star recruits run for the portal. Amen
  13. Where are y’all sitting? don’t know what any of you fuckers look like?
  14. Subtract out the cream puffs on their schedule and it gets even funnier.
  15. Block lettering or cursive? Asking for a friend.
  16. Go Fund Me ... for teeth Child will look like Mortimer Snerd.
  17. Eyes of Texas are upon you, you cannot get away. nice pick BJ
  18. Leave it to RD to unearth the original 12th man.
  19. You Luddite, get your technology shit together. The original difference engine polls had them at #1 both years.
  20. What? He can’t just bluff his way into NFL money? So. Very. aggy.
  21. Because cock rings should not be worn for more than four hours.
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