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CosmoDog

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  1. At first, this didn’t make sense to me. You know, why so homely? But now, after some reflection, I see what’s going on. if you are trying to wean a fanbase off of male cheerleaders, you have to transition them gradually towards females. I’d say about 15% of the way there. Proud of you little brother.
  2. Myron Charles, come on down!
  3. let me help translate young man
  4. At least they have pants on.
  5. Please let this be the leprechaun that shows up tonight.
  6. Hiding him from Michigan?
  7. For once I agree with elephant ears.
  8. What a dork. He’s going out on a stretcher before mid season. His teammates will surely thank him after the beat down.
  9. No idea if accurate. A friend just sent this to me.
  10. Dear Penthouse Forum, One time, as I was walking down the yellow brick road, …
  11. But it’s a really, really big testicle.
  12. Wallace Shawn reference … bonus points. I met him a while back in Austin when the Vortex performed his banned play. Interesting to say the least.
  13. I don’t know about your penis, but mine doesn’t have ears.
  14. How about they just fill Kyle Field with logs and make world’s largest dumpster fire? advantage aggy
  15. Taking your phone in the bathroom is one thing, but wiping your ass with it is another.
  16. He’s a must-get for the all-name team as well.
  17. You’re giving aggy too much credit.
  18. I try to find a kinder and gentler way to smooth over that exact situation. Instead of focusing on our differences, I try to focus on our shared dreams and aspirations. I tell them: Longhorns and Aggies have something in common… we all wanted to go to UT.
  19. Does he sell any Bibles in that price range? Asking for a friend
  20. Save the team photos and save this prediction: Meat Pimp will wed some poor girl we labeled with an ‘x’.
  21. Why so much bile vented on Taafe, Haines, and Gideon? Is it because they are all white? That’s some pathetic bitching. These guys made good plays and bad, just like everyone else. They were the starters for a reason - the alternatives sucked. It’s the JAGs below them on the depth chart that should be the focus of your scorn. Wait one. I forgot this was Surly. Carry on.
  22. I was at Colosseum with my friend whose wife is aggie. She was wearing a butt ugly aTm sweatshirt. I pointed to her shirt, then pointed to that fucking graffiti and just shook my head. What a fine way to trash the rep of your own school, right?
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