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BachelorTrek

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  1. No need for the white-kryptonite reference. Cruel and unusual. Lulz.
  2. Fucking-A! Gunnar Helm for All-American! TOUCH FUCKING DOWN, TEXAS!
  3. Finally caught Mobilehoma holding our wideouts, and it's on a play we decline it. FFS
  4. Doesn't matter. Fucking WIN THE GAME! ANY COST!
  5. The last one was sideways, and they had a damn linebacker covering Bond and we can't house that..... WHAT ARE WE DOING, SARK?
  6. Now comes the fucking 15 MINUTES OF GODDAMN COMMERCIALS because of the end of the quarter. FFS
  7. Fucking Mobilehoma playing out of their minds. THEY WERE HAMMERED SHIT THE WHOLE REST OF THE SEASON, DAMMIT!
  8. Bond slipped on the fucking slippery painted 50-yard-line logo when you watch the iso on Bond camera.
  9. You're not @GreenspointTexas! Lulz.
  10. You can jump through as long as you don't fall on the offensive line, but you can't jump up to block the kick and fall on the offensive line-- that's a penalty. Giving a teammate a boost by either lifting him up into the air (no grabbing and tossing a small teammate into the air, neither! Lulz.) or jumping on a teammate to get "leverage" from standing/kneeling/lying on them is also a penalty.
  11. Not until he unveils the Mangino-style velour tracksuit! Lulz.
  12. Feh, I wore my "atm SUCKS / But ou SWALLOWS" T-shirt to multiple Red River Shootouts in the 90s and no one even said anything to me. Lulz. It's not like I'm some manster ("big human" to Sark, lulz) like the Hackemacks (6-8 Ken Hackemack #68 DT for Texas, or his 6-4 Dad, Harley, that my Dad knew) were or something, so that part of the fandom wasn't wild in that way.
  13. Emmet Augustus Carlisle, III -- AKA "Duke" Carlisle!
  14. That was some Dallas gang beef that somehow made it inside the fairgrounds. All these years I've been going to the OU game or concerts there and never had an issue, but it can't be denied that isn't a great neighborhood. That's why a night game there is bad news.
  15. I was there in the stands for the 1991 game Texas played and smoked SMU in the Cotton Bowl. Temps in the 40s F (The box score weather conditions are jacked.... it was never anywhere near "62F" that day!), windy, and I had the entire visitor-side upper deck to myself, so I sat in the first row (bottom row) at the 50-yard line, turned on my waterproof radio underneath my backpacking poncho and winter coat, and watched Texas roll, 34 - 0. That asshole Mobilehoma ref Joe Thomas worked that game, and SMU sucked so bad there was no way he could save them. The "my-little-pony" band didn't play in the rain at Halftime, but the Longhorn band was unaffected by rain and played great in their orange ponchos for Halftime. Despite the box score reporting 26,000 attendance (sold-tickets), there were barely enough people there to make it feel like a high-school-sized crowd. Good times!
  16. Burks was out the entire time. Listing Burks as "questionable" on Wednesday was just Vulnerables trying to pull his usual shit.
  17. Good, didn't see Dad in that footage, but he was probably there. Lulz.
  18. Nah, we should play in Koshien Stadium in the Osaka, Japan, metro area, home of the "Koshien Bowl" for Japan's annual college football MNC game each year. Lulz.
  19. Love that shitty old stadium, better than any billion dollar glass and steel abomination full of luxurious amenities. You feel that especially when you're in the lower level and you have to walk down 2 flights of stairs into the ground to get to the damn subterranean restroom full of crickets. Lulz.
  20. Florida live Multi-cams stream
  21. Bravo, sir. I also was quite drunk while in the stands at this game. Lulz.
  22. SEC refs to keep games close by Pozderac-ing Texas? That wouldn't surprise me from these toothless twats. They're probably still bent that we nuked their SEC-bagmen scheme from orbit. Lulz.
  23. LOL BAMAJELLY **LOSERS**!!
  24. 15 years in the wilderness by getting pantsed by gimmicks like this (before the Sark regime) make you think otherwise.
  25. So Vandy likes to do that "quick run up to the ball and quick-snap" thing that tech used to love to do way back when Spike Dykes was their head coach. They also used to make it worse by having 12 in the huddle (which is a penalty now, partially because of tech) and run the extra player off at the last moment right as they were running up to the line of scrimmage to quick-snap. I hope Sark/PK/Nansen prepare for that shit when we play Vandy!
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