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NWAustinDude

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  1. Don't count out Head Ballcorch Fritz and the Greenies.
  2. Had there been a 16-team playoff that year, 12-0 Tulane with Shaun King at QB would've kicked their ass.
  3. She always gets her necklace later in the evening.
  4. If one's team is relevant, the whole sport is relevant. If one's team is not relevant, then the older one gets, the more stupid college and pro football look, because the price of the time waste is high. And, the joy of fottball is only derived from seeing teams you hate fuck up. Here's hoping Texas is finally on the track to building a relevant program again. Now if you'll excuse me, I'd like to get back to shopping for new masturbation toys.
  5. Rhynes told Dan a story Thanksgiving week about how the convenience store keeps the homeless away by blasting opera.
  6. I watched Oregon St. USC so i could laugh at Bru, Jake, Malc, and Kuntay. And by watch, I mean I fell asleep in the 3rd quarter with a drool of that moonshine they sell in a Junes' Coast-to-Coast urine jar.
  7. The loss sucked and Texas will be playing in hostile environments forever more. So the loss is a good barometer of what Sark and the staff have to do recruiting and coaching over the next 2 years to not be punched and knocked out by any SEC team. Right now, I think Sark will get that done, but the patience leash is shorter after watching Mack at the end, Strong and Herman totally shit the bed.
  8. If you or your child has head lice, good news - Dr. Alphahorn has a prescription for you.
  9. T-shirt fan here, who's been in Austin for 30 years. The basketball program at Texas is a joke. Been that way under Penders, Barnes, and now Smart. Recruit talent, fail to develop it, watch it leave too soon, and most of all, have coaches who are absolutely brain dead at coaching or game planning, especially when it matters most. Barnes went into the Elite 8 game against LSU with no offensive gameplan other than, let's figure out who our hot shooter is today. Penders ran a motion offense that was a 3-man weave - where? - between the top of the key and the half court stripe. Brilliant. Shaka, who looked like he was in a xanax haze, needed 85% of the game last night to finally figure out that Coleman should play the role of, oh, penetrator. Fire Shaka Smart, and the suits need to decide if they are going to truly compete in basketball or not.
  10. every time that dork Clay Travis is mentioned in a post or Husker's sij is updated, I take three bonghits
  11. So I took my family to Ryan's Family Steakhouse....
  12. If you stop gaming, there won't be any losing. We've got to lower the losing. I tell my people: stop the gaming. They're the best people.
  13. Helicopter parents now shouting 'we don't see no football here, why aren't we in riot gear?'
  14. The hell? I thought it was about what the vulture capitalists, gambling addicts, tailgate partiers, and millionaire pervs want.
  15. I think I remember Nebraska. That was that bizarre Springsteen country solo album in the early 1980's, a clear call for prescription narcotic help for his depression, after he had had peaked musically in 1978.
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