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NWAustinDude

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  1. Instead of trying to break up a double play, I expect Kyler to just slide to the ground well short of 2nd base to protect his pinch running career.
  2. Gotdammit, it all worked fine in the 1970's when we had JV teams. Then the FR& SO kids who can't play for the varsity can motherfucking play for the Junior Varsity. In today's landscape, JV games would draw at least half a stadium. Bring back JV teams and bring back LABELMAKERS!
  3. Texas 38 Douches with a QB who cares more about his baseball career 31
  4. Really impressed that the Horns' answered every run by the elite-pedigreed Tar Heels. I know he's not the coach, but there is such a cool vibe around this athletic department under CDC.
  5. , cool. Hook'em
  6. Galindo is unwatchable and unlistenable and has been since day one. Ship him out to go call the internet broadcasts for conferences that do not get their games on TV. Now that football is winning again and CDC has a great vibe as AD, they badly need to upgrade the lead talent at LHN.
  7. We need to be sensiteth about gayness.
  8. Gotdammit, the liquor stores aren't open so I can't go buy any Gatorade.
  9. We need to go in there and fuck their shit up.
  10. Texas 29 Blows Off Coal Miner Safety 28
  11. http://www.theunticket.com/tag/touchdown-brothers/
  12. The confidence. I can smell it.
  13. aggy and Kirkie can have great herpes together.
  14. Texas 32 Weird Ugly Alternative Helmets 25
  15. This thread's about as entertaining as a puss-squirting hemorrhoid.
  16. CDC leaves them and they go right into the shitter.
  17. I call for contraction. Disband the Chargers and the Bills and incrementally increase the talent level of the other teams.
  18. The Jimbo Effect is the taking of a perennial 7 or 8 win team and turning them into an 8 win team, and having the fans sprinkle sparkles into their jizzjars.
  19. One of if not the greatest, most-impactful plays by a safety I've ever seen. In the 2nd quarter, Michael Griffin comes from nowhere and snags an interception in the end zone front corner, gets his foot down, prevents USC from extending its lead to 14-3, and gut-punches their cocky confidence. Horns would drive the field for a TD to go up 9-7.
  20. Shit, give me the name of one more uncle, and I should have the gotdamn Brewer three-generation geneaology chart finished.
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