Everything posted by happyhookem
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Well, Mu is in their name so.....
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Don't know. That's why I'm asking. But it seems perfectly reasonable to me. When something goes wrong, "Well, aggy" has about the same connotation (sp?) as "Well, fuck."
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
So basically it's fuck, except spelled aggy?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
^^^^How do you get their little legs apart?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
A lot slimmer than he is.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
What is a buckeye? I always heard it was a hairless nut with no commercial value. Of course, that's only my opinion, I could be wrong.
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The Andy Griffith Show
He was either the producer or director of the show, I don't remember which. As an aside, I listen to a lot of Radio Classics on Sirius/XM. Howard McNear was in many old radio shows, most notable to me was he was Doc Adams in Gunsmoke. Parley Baer, who was mayor Stoner, was Chester. And William Conrad was Matt Dillon.
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Name your painful injuries
Out of all my shit, this was without a doubt the most painful thing to have. Trips to the hospital of at least two weeks at a time sucking up IV Demerol every three hours. Finally got bad enough I was on a Dilaudid drip with IV push Dilaudid every 2 hours. If ever I'm a drug addict I want it to be Dilaudid. Wonderful stuff, it is.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
"Sorry, officer. I've been meaning to get rid of that flower pot and when I threw it out his head just happened to be in the way."
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Things you really just don't get...
It's ok if you don't. Not everybody does. But, I'm a seafood kind of guy and I find them good.
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Things you really just don't get...
Then somebody's not doing it right.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Sully was all about segregation, not education. Separate but in no way equal. Still aren't. Fuck aggy.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Yes, they can. I hope Randy has the info because I can't find my post about it. I think it was after a gathering around 1930 or so where shots were fired at Hitler. He wasn't hit but some of the marchers were killed. They started a yearly memorial service in their honor and as each name was called the audience replied "here". Sound familiar?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I was thinking of fucking her until he said that.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
My wife and I were married right at 25 yrs when she passed away. In all that time I managed to get over on her a few times because of one situation that happened not long after we were married. Now, my wife was probably the most intelligent and smart person I ever knew. How she ended up with me is still a mystery. But, I digress. We were discussing a topic that I knew I was without a doubt, beyond all reason, right about. She, of course, was telling me I was wrong. We used to have coffee on Saturday with her mother who lived across the street. She said, "Momma, I want to ask you a question." Mom's "ok." She laid out the topic and even presented my side accurately. Then, the payoff. "Who's right?" Mom, "he is." Oh shit, it hit the fan big time. She thought her mother should take her side automatically. Her mother said right is right, and he's right. Everytime after that I knew I was on solid ground all I had to do was say "let's go ask your mother". Tone.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Why don't they just run them over to that boondoggle vaccination center and get them a cv vaccination...oh, wait.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Holy shit, is there a bigger collection of ugly women anywhere other than at aggy? I hope not.
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Hood fights and other hood shenanigans
Damn, no sound.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
^^^That's gonna leave a mark, lol.
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
While your last statement is true, Baton Rouge is not in West Baton Rouge Parish.
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Vic Mackey's Friend's Food Thread
What's the price?
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Jimbo 2021: Meemaw's Got a Brand New Bag
Don't you mean "heard of"?
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Dem titties, doe.
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Jimbo 2021: Meemaw's Got a Brand New Bag
I'm glad he had to clarify that annual salary thing. And Coley won't be at aggy by the time they play Georgia again. Unless it's the CCG, and we know that ain't happening.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Mustard pre-cum?