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happyhookem

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  1. Don't forget the crackers. Everybody knows you can't eat Vienna sausage without crackers.
  2. IDMAS. 76-37-5 says it all. 'Course, being a dumbass aggy you don't want to admit that. Oh, nearly forgot, 27-25 bitch.
  3. Finally, a t-shirt they can keep. A lot of kids in third-world countries won't have any new clothes to wear.
  4. Didn't see a game thread for the Saints. Squints just came in for the Panthers.
  5. A damn near empty stadium.
  6. Would I chuckle a little of OU won? Sure, then I'd have another drink. But, I would lmao if Bama mudholed Murray and those methheads. And I'd have a few more drinks. Get the DVR's ready for the screenshots of OU misery. If you haven't figured it out, fuck OU.
  7. That must have been during the time I was in a coma or something. I don't remember that one. Or, my Oldtimers was in control.
  8. All the years I've been on this earth and I thought I had pretty much seen it all. I stand corrected. I can now go to my grave knowing I have seen it all. This has got to be the greatest thread in the history of the interwebs. I hope I'm still alive and able to work a computer when Chad tops this one. He's got his work cut out for him. BTW, put me down for some of that nard oil. And, that web page has to be the best one ever.
  9. https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/what-you-need-to-know-about-the-university-of-texasuga-related/80960596/ Randolph Duke, white courtesy phone please.
  10. "I'm coming to UT to help you guys get what you want. I love Cuero, and I love UT." Well said and good luck, young man.
  11. Definitely aggy, cuz those are some fugly women.
  12. Don't forget "When Earl ran, snot flew." DKR
  13. Yeah, wouldn't want to set a president or anything.
  14. Hamlin/Albany tonight at Shotwell in Abilene.
  15. I thought they used FedEx...or is that just for football?
  16. Bama's biggest line item is "Miscellaneous". KnowwhutImean?
  17. It's the farthest Hamlin has advanced in the playoffs since '94. Wellington seemed to be the Bama of HS football. They beat every team by at least 30 pts except one, and that was by 22. Hamlin is young and should make some noise the next couple of years. I've been able to listen to their games this year thanks to the intertrons.
  18. Phlegm for the motherfuckin' win. I'm pretty sure most of the secrant had never seen most of those. It was awesome.
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