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Kermit

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  1. If he asked and carded, is his ass protected? Who knows? Dude is getting a crash course in age of consent. Lawyer up and pay to make it go away. Then have a fool-proof system going forward. This doesn’t really seem to be an issue for anyone else not named Karl.
  2. Man, this team can lose to any team in any way imaginable. They’re like the human equivalent of the aggy jizz jar.
  3. Honestly, it was a well played game until the fourth with that shit lineup. They slowed the game down, and ran a bunch of set plays, which was nice. Rudy played an exceptional game in defense and Naz Reid did some cool shit. Competent point guard play and a center worth a damn would go a long way. My kingdom for Dejounte Murray and Jakob Turtle, just kidding (kind of).
  4. And Zach Collins, who still hasn’t met a three point shot he can make. How the fuck is this loser asshole making 37%?
  5. Zach Collins is no Steph Curry, even if he shoots as many threes.
  6. I would have been a sexual deviant, but no one would fuck me. Another of life’s wasted opportunities.
  7. Did he sexually assault a woman? I mean, he slept with a team employee in a consensual relationship. Was it against team rules? Yes. Sexual assault is a little strong. Also, Lebron’s a fucking pussy.
  8. My man, Ime Udoka can fight. From our very own Gabe Muoneke.
  9. It’s not like Wemby has been a slouch. If the Spurs win a couple of games here and there, he’s right back on top.
  10. This. If the Spurs ain’t playing, they ain’t losing.
  11. This is a time shitty performance by Plummer.
  12. Vassell is on a minutes restriction and they’re bringing him off the bench until he’s off it. Everything else I agree with. The Branham stats are abysmal and he should sit on the bus during the game. He can shoot the mid-range, but he and Collins need to immediately stop shooting threes. They’re instant turnovers. Wemby has at least stopped shooting so goddamn many bad ones.
  13. Why is Zach Collins allowed to shoot so many threes?
  14. I’ll be in my bunk.
  15. Much better. If Young is going to foul hunt all game, and the refs are trick-ass marks, ain’t nothing you can do about that. I wish they had left Branham at the practice facility. Preferably tied him to a ride at Fiesta Texas.
  16. He actually has some good spots last night, when the game was over and Denver had eased off. Actually, that’s harsh. He made shots from behind the arc, for once. He’s a weird player in that there is no redeeming qualities to his game outside of midrange shots. He is definitely the worst defender on the team, and that’s saying something with Doug McDermott breathing in a Spurs uniform. What does he do? What does he offer. I can’t even fantasize about his improvement without going limp. I’d rather play a failing, confidence-less Champagnie at this point. In his defense though, I have seen him throw lobs to Wemby, which is more than I can say for Keldon or Sochan. You can’t throw it high enough, and yet time after time deflection/steal. Maybe it is hard to throw the ball up 15 feet instead of 12.
  17. Playing Branham any minutes is a recipe for losing, which is why he’s starting I guess.
  18. Okay, but could you write some fan fiction detailing the affair and frame it in such a way that it’s a threesome with the Coyote. Asking for a friend.
  19. What jumps out? My team is digging below the basement?
  20. Hey man, that’s a pretty good lecture. You might have an NBA coaching career in you yet.
  21. The sheer fucking audacity. I still can’t believe he walked to the microphone to lecture the fans. After sobering up, 8 hours of sleep, Thanksgiving lunch, more alcohol, and the traditional audition of the finger puppets, it’s still one of the more condescending things I’ve seen a professional coach do. Credit to San Antonio, they booed that idiot louder after that.
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