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Kermit

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  1. Several lessons learned here if he fucked her (lol “if”): 1. Check the age of consent laws in the country you’re playing in 2. Card these girls (and guys, talking to you Dwight) 3. Do not under any circumstances take post-nut pictures 4. Have Chet tweet out your statement
  2. You magnificent bastard.
  3. Not good. I probably need to walk away for a while.
  4. Hey guys, we’re classy. Don’t boo. Meanwhile pay these exorbitantly high prices for a player we’ll misuse all year and surround with the worst goddamn supporting cast in NBA history. Look, here’s Doug McDermott, a piece of shit player who when he’s not missing a shot is turning the ball over inexplicably and fouling on a screen. Here’s Malaki Branham. We don’t know what he does, but man do we play him a lot. A little. I need a drink.
  5. Hey guys, don’t boo, meanwhile starts a SF at PG all season and “I’m so experimental, look at me’s” the fanbase. Meanwhile they haven’t won a game since Halloween. It’s Thanksgiving.
  6. This motherfucker is 3-12, and he’s got lectures for the crowd, but can’t lose a game by less than 20.
  7. Fuck ‘em. Both of them. Start chastising the crowd when you decide you want to start coaching, you elderly gasbag. Suck a wine bottled shaped dick. Move your gold-bricking ass back to California. Stop booing? Man, fuck you.
  8. We need to have the Pop conversation at some point. It’s too soon for personal reasons, but there’s a retirement home where they’re chiseling his nameplate.
  9. Watched Blue Eye Samurai on a recommendation from a co-worker. Binged the goddamn thing pretty quickly. Beautiful show all the way around. Lots of tits and a nose dildo for those so inclined.
  10. It’s getting close, which I didn’t think was possible. Same team, win lottery, get worse. Did they hire Sam Hinkie?
  11. Goddamn, this team sucks. I don’t know how much analysis you can do over piss poor effort.
  12. Good job, good effort. Abmas pissing down his leg there.
  13. Chuckers gonna chuck.
  14. I like this Shedrick kid.
  15. Nobody: OKC fans: look at Chet, see how good he is, and how efficient he is, and they’re just winning, although ignore the help and support he has to usher him though a productive rookie season. He’s so underrated and under appreciated. Please love Chet.
  16. I’m done with the Sochan experience at point guard. It sucks.
  17. Fuck yes.
  18. Matt Campbell is the rat Principal Hogarth hired to gnaw that thing off her face.
  19. This is the most anyone has ever discussed Kelly Oubre, on any medium, on any planet, in any universe. We did it.
  20. Zach, I’m sorry. I never meant it. I was just…messing around.
  21. Mamu needs to play. Find him fucking minutes.
  22. Omg this team sucks donkey dick in the third quarter. Do they take a fucking nap?
  23. More Wemby threes and him defensively on the three point line. The exact opposite of the second half. I thought they really slowed it down in the first half. The second unit with Sando and Blake fucking Wesley of all people was surprisingly effective.
  24. I dislike Draymond passionately, but I would be over the moon if he was a Spur. I cheered for Bruce Bowen, Stephen Jackson, and Dennis Rodman. Dude sucks, but he’s everything you’d want in a supporting basketball player. He just thinks he’s a star, and that’s the issue. Like Aggie said, dude hit the winning lottery ticket and has fucked it up so bad that even Warriors fans are done with him. Someone on Reddit commented that the reason Steve Kerr’s back hurts so much is that he’s spineless (credit where credit is due). Sucks for Steph that he’s out there solidifying his legend status and the dopes he plays with can’t get their shit together. I’m so glad this is going down with Chris Paul on the team. May he never sniff a title.
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