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TexasEd

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  1. Has this been quoted today?
  2. Did they run this operation through Twitter DMs instead of Signal chat?
  3. See my prior post about this. I did not see a game thread when I posted before. Had nothing to do with the Big XII wanting to see Cincinnati lose and was all about their lack of discipline. I have no SEC pride, fuck all the other teams in the SEC, except Ole Miss, my brother went there.
  4. Yeah, those interactions took me from passively rooting for Navy to actively. I'm thinking, that Naval cadet is a potential Marine or SEAL. There's also the "stay calm under pressure" and "psychological warfare" aspect as well. The Cincinnati guys flapping their gums looked more and more stupid as the game slipped away to the more disciplined team.
  5. Revealing that he had a CT Scan and not an MRI is like no-shit, that fat fucker wouldn't fit in an MRI machine and would stroke out from the tube/claustrophobia and the gas from farting.
  6. I heard a credible theory* that the blood attributed to his ear really came from his hand not his ear. When he fell on the floor and bumped his hand on the pedestal or tried to pull his shoes back on he tore the thin skin on his hand. He claimed it was his ear to show how near death he was for hero status. *A strong, masculine, silent type secret service agent came up to me with tears in his eyes and said, "Sir, ..."
  7. I’ve been very gruntled with the bowl game outcomes. Texas wins Ole Miss Wins / Georgia loss Indiana win Alabama loss OU loss Aggy loss Navy won/Cincinnati lost Texas St won Miss St lost Ohio State lost
  8. Loved watching Navy take it to a bitchy Cincinnati team today
  9. Looks like Southwest Airlines’ retro paint scheme
  10. TIL: Michael Irvin is a Miami luminary
  11. My favorite was the Cooper Manning fist pump
  12. Is a New Year’s Eve news dump a mega Friday night news dump?
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