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TexasEd

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  1. Here is what I predict from the housewives in my neighborhood 10 -15 years from now 1. Pushed maximum density then got gastric bypass. Still has a huge ass, husband is hen pecked. 2. Divorced her husband after he cheated on her, now she dates bitcoin millionaires, abandons her kids to take trips to Europe, does coke 3. Band Booster mom 4 and 5 walk the block everyday to try and stay under 2 bills but it’s just a matter of time 6 Divorced, no kids, can’t find a man that can handle that level of cray. Has cut vacuum cords after spreading glitter everywhere. 7. Fucked her gym trainer, divorced and now in rehab
  2. Andrew with the traditional throw win!
  3. Bullshit call. Should have been delay on D
  4. He needs 60 next year
  5. Yes, commercial
  6. Fumble!!!!!!!
  7. 5 possessions = 4 touchdowns
  8. Worthy had some hot sauce on his breakfast today
  9. Whittington having one of his best games this year
  10. AD for 63 yards, 100% completion percentage!
  11. Sanders says nope shut up announcers
  12. Wow right after the Grundy interview is sweeet poetry
  13. We need a screen cap of the Heisman pose.
  14. SWEAT keeps the completion percentage at 100%
  15. 100% completion percentage! Call the committee!
  16. 100% completion percentage through two drives! Keep this up and the committee has to put us in!
  17. They were wearing white in Tuscaloosa. 100% completion percentage!
  18. Last Chance for Big XII to get paind courtesy of Texas is a portion of our Playoff payout. Let’s get it done and show em whose their daddy
  19. 100% completion percentage!
  20. Bookman from Good Times Schneider from One day at a time Mr Miyagi from Karate Kid…
  21. Damn. Look at the wrinkles in the turf around midfield It’s an injury waiting to happen
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