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NAVY

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  1. All the weed dealers don’t want their businesses interrupted
  2. Squirm you mother fucker
  3. Fake. Not hateful enough for the real deal
  4. It’s 70 in Austin and I’m still cold while wearing a long sleeve tshirt and a sweater
  5. Ahh, yes. It’s Guy Fawkes Day. Beware treason
  6. Good night homies and good luck night crew
  7. Holy shit. That’s a mid-to-late 80s Black Angus restaurant/bar dance floor. I waited tables there as a teen. Hahhhahahaha
  8. Kamala win = Chilis What does the Surly brain trust propose for a Cruz loss?
  9. Easily fixed: Watch all the episodes of Fawlty Towers.
  10. Delightful https://www.newsweek.com/ivan-moore-predicts-ted-cruz-lose-colin-allred-texas-senate-1979102
  11. Pull your shit together mofos! When the rain washes you clean you’ll know
  12. Courage, honor, integrity and intelligence: I teach at Texas. Ya feel me? We got work to do
  13. Pull your shit together home slices. Journey to dipshit-vil
  14. Choose your fighter! Behold, the talented and beautiful Emma Stone
  15. I’ve been laughing solidly for 2 minutes, so far
  16. … if you’re playing musical chairs
  17. New Surly membership level: Chilis Aficionado
  18. They’ll rebrand them Commemorative Trump and Friends Tapes. Buy the whole set! And then place them next to the other Trump stuff, like coffee table book and of course Trump bible.
  19. See how differently we deal with stress than Trump?
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