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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
closetojumping replied to closetojumping's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
They like Niblett, so losing him seems like it would be a blow. They usually hang on to the guys they want, and he wouldn't be expensive to retain. -
FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
closetojumping replied to TKthunder2's topic in Football
No shit you guys mostly have one P4 scheduled. Credit to WVU for having two in multiple future seasons. The issue is that the Big 12 cannot afford to keep scheduling FCS teams while having only one or less P4 teams in the OOC. They're not going to get the benefit of the doubt the way the SEC does when it comes to the cupcake. They need to be boosting their resumes with the OOC talking points. It's natural we'd only be discussing the Big 12 here given the history for posters here, but everything I'm arguing is true also for the ACC. My hope is that the SEC gets served a giant shit sandwich this year and every year forward. The majority of the SEC fans are mouthbreathing rubes and the media fellatio given to the SEC has always been sickening. Texas showing up and mostly rolling through the "grind" should shut a lot of the nonsense up, but it hasn't. "They're all cannibalizing each other!" Sure. Or, most of the teams are mediocre and should not be getting the benefit of the doubt. Don't lose home games to Kentucky. Don't get blown out by OU. Maybe win the gimme against Arkansas or Vanderbilt or Florida.- 4466 replies
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
closetojumping replied to closetojumping's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Is Robertson just in the dust bin at this point? I haven't given OL much of a thought, either. I feel like that position group is finally being handled about as well as we could dream. Guys are getting years of development before being forced to play, they're all huge, and they go 3 deep. Whoever's starting is likely to be pretty fucking good. I know they think Goosby could be a one and done guy, right after Banks and Williams go in the top 50 picks. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
closetojumping replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Charles is currently committed, so the post didn't reference him due to that being considered a given. Florida has thrown the offer his way, Texas has handled that and doesn't plan on losing him. The bag game is alive and well with the old school cheaters across the country. It's like moonshine or black market bookies/betting. There will always be a place for just handing a HS football coach and eventually a dad or uncle $50-$75k to short circuit a recruitment. It's not a big market these days, at all, but the Chace Sims-esque recruitments still show-up. Texas should have been more serious with Sims when he wanted to commit in the early summer. Instead, Sarkisian wouldn't let Baker pull the trigger. Sims wound up being under-ranked and is a damned good prospect. This recruitment reminds me of the Jacoby Matthews recruitment where the player had no interest in going to ATM but those around him made damned sure he signed there. Ruined that dude's career, too. He flunked out and disappeared. -
Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
closetojumping replied to closetojumping's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
The problem for players using the spring window is that it increases their inability to crack the two deep elsewhere significantly. People around players are now telling players that if they're going to leave a team, they need to do it in the winter window. -
Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
closetojumping replied to closetojumping's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Given that the roster is deep and talented, there just aren't many losses that will feel great. Objectively, that's just how it is going to go if the current staff continues to do well with roster management. I assume: 1-2 DEs - Akana, Finkley 2 DTs - Bledsoe, Mitchell, Bryant 1 S - Roberson 1 LB - Gullette (he tried to leave last year) 2 OL - Cajoe, Chatman, Stroh, Agbo 1-2 WRs - Dubose, Butler 1 TE - Niblack, Shannon, Randle 1 P/K - Kern I haven't heard anything about any of them, but they'd all have reasons to leave, or, also likely for many of them, they're all candidates for a trap door too. -
FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
closetojumping replied to TKthunder2's topic in Football
Yeah, that’s what I meant by “completely possible”. You’d have to have further chaos in the Big 12 before Tulane is a candidate. That’s said, we’re only talking about ASU and ISU each losing another game for it to be a legit thing. -
FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
closetojumping replied to TKthunder2's topic in Football
I know I’ve said this a few times in the Left Behind thread, but the Big 12 needs to stop scheduling cupcakes in the non-con. They are pussifying their OOCs and adding FCS and G6 opponents almost exclusively. That’s not going to help their arguments. A few 10 win teams that beat even middling P4 OOC teams and avoided FCS games would be able to proudly pound their chest that both belong in the CFP irrespective of Big 12 title game results. -
FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
closetojumping replied to TKthunder2's topic in Football
Tulane would have beaten a very good Memphis and a good Army to close out their run. I am not saying it’s likely, but it’s closer than people think it is. Also, OU is not a Big 12 team any more. -
FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
closetojumping replied to TKthunder2's topic in Football
So it’s completely possible that if Boise State wins out and Tulane wins out, the Big 12 gets shut out from the CFP altogether? This shit keeps getting better and better. -
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
closetojumping replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Many of these SEC simpletons, aggie fans completely included, do not appear to watch many games at all. The games their teams play in? Sure. After that, it's a lot of p-hacking to find the results they want to focus on from box scores or, even sillier, just looking at standings. This Texas defense basically goes 22+ deep with playmakers all over the field. They were smothered by Notre Dame's defense and yet they're expecting a different result against a strikingly similar opponent. SCar has a great DL and that's fine and all, but overall the Texas defense is significantly better in the back 7 and with depth. Good luck, dummies. -
Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
closetojumping replied to Machinator's topic in Football
Wolken goes for the throat on Brown in that article. No pussyfooting around there and it's a good read. -
That is some laughable bullshit, right there. 79 tackles, 15 tfl, 7.5 sacks, 1 INT and 4! forced fumbles leading the best defense in the country and he's snubbed for several asshats? Fucking dumb. Chris Paul Jr. - 82 tackles, 10 tfl, 2.5 sacks, 0 INT, 0 FF Danny Stutsman - I wish this idiot was returning for another year of tackling ball carriers 10 yards past the LOS. - 100 tackles, 8 tfl, 1 sack, 0 INT, 0 FF Carson Schwesinger - Leads the country in solo tackles with 79, 121 tackles overall, 8 tfl, 3 sacks, 0 INT, 1 FF Barrett Carter - brand pick solely - 61 tackles, 10 tfl, 3.5 sacks, 0 INT, 0 FF Jalon Walker - another brand pick, his only strong performance came against Texas with 3 sacks - 48 tackles, 7.5 tfl, 5.5 sacks, 0 INT, 0 FF Hill has better stats, by a significant margin, than all 5 of those guys. The tfl + INT + FF numbers double or better every other guy from the impact stats perspective. He's also the only dude with a pick. Hill also leads the best defense in the country on the #3 ranked team. Holy fuck, what a joke.
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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
closetojumping replied to TKthunder2's topic in Football
Florida getting votes, LSU getting votes, Missouri being ranked, Alabama and Ole Miss in the top 15, this fucking conference is just living off of brand goodwill. None of those are good teams. Missouri is a bad team. Florida and LSU are bad teams. It’s pathetic.- 4466 replies
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Sub-Educated Cretins: The SEC screenshot mega-thread
closetojumping replied to SimkinsMan's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
I will never root for an OU win, but holy shit. Blowing out Bama with that shitty OU team is hilarious. I didn’t get to see any of it, and I cannot imagine how that could have happened. Did Milroe throw 3 pick sixes? -
He opened at the Texas One Fund event held in DKR in May. There were around 1,000 people there across a spread of tables on the floor of the stadium. It was a really awkward set-up for a comedian, with a ton on unfamiliar blue hairs not taking much interest in a bunch of his jokes. He literally says “fuck it” into the microphone and just starts hatefucking the crowd with comedy, including a bunch of political jokes and shit talk about Texas. Towards the end, he mentioned he’s not sure why he was asked to do this gig. He and the crowd were bewildered with one another. I was fucking howling. Making a fool of myself at a table because it was the funniest, most uncomfortable shit I had seen in years.
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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
closetojumping replied to TKthunder2's topic in Football
Given that the UPI and later the Coach's Poll were both legitimate awarders of national titles in contemporaneous manners, your exclusion of them here makes the entire effort futile. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
closetojumping replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Add in Helm going in the mid-rounds after being a low 3 star and Taafe as a former walk-on and we could point and laugh at anyone claiming that Texas isn't developing talent these days. -
FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
closetojumping replied to TKthunder2's topic in Football
Heather Dinich isn't some newbie getting airtime because she's a somewhat decent-looking woman. She was a student journalist at Indiana when Bobby Knight's last scandal broke out. He tried to use and bully her and she held her ground and published the truth in the student newspaper, which launched her career. She then built a career doing that kind of digging and sticking to her knitting. Y'all running over Dinich and Auerbach as bad reporters who are only getting on camera due to looks or DEI or whatever are being reductive and lazy.- 4466 replies
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Game Week Thread Game Week 13: Kentucky at Texas
closetojumping replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
I'd go to an away game against Miami, but I'd do so skeptically. I've been to Miami like 6-7 times, all on business. We made it a point to go out and do shit and I still didn't enjoy it. And I am an easy traveler. I want to have a good time. But everybody always talks it up, so, sure, I can root for that and another shot at enjoying it. Lots of good suggestions for roadies on here. I say throw Northwestern into the mix. Add Pitt. Let's get creative, CDC. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
closetojumping replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Yep. I think we all have stories like that. At least those of us who have been paying attention. I used to argue with sooners on Hornfans accusing Texas of the ol' "everyone does it" stunt. "If Texas ever decides it has a payroll to meet, you guys and the entire college football landscape are going to know it." Now they all know it. -
Game Week Thread Game Week 13: Kentucky at Texas
closetojumping replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
Ouch, baby. Very ouch. Too soon. Taaaaaffffeee is allegedly viewed as a middle round guy. He’s had a great season. I’d love to see his measurables at the combine. He’s been paid better than a practice squad guy this year. If he doesn’t have a grade above 7th, something could be done. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
closetojumping replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
It isn’t like Longstreet isn’t going to make a bunch of money at USC. The guy didn’t want to go to ATM if his home favorite was willing to take him. -
Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money
closetojumping replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
They’re “hearing” that they’re more likely to flip Fasusi because the agent is telling them that. He’s also the reason they thought they were getting him earlier this spring/summer. All they have to do is convince him that College Station is the place to be, that the NIL deal blows everyone else’s away and that he will be an immediate starter at LT. -
Game Week Thread Game Week 13: Kentucky at Texas
closetojumping replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
Unless you were born a Texas fan, I doubt you probably remember the Texas vs Hawaii cancellation debacle of 2000-ish either. That shit was completely embarrassing. I think Dodds blamed canceling it in part due to jet fuel costs or some shit. They just kept digging the hole deeper and deeper. Also, I think Texas should schedule a home and home with Hawaii. Also also, they should do that with Tulane too.
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