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JesusSweatDuck

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  1. Not with his missing toes/foot problems.
  2. He has a ring and everything!
  3. What's the deal with the Ewe/Ewee instead of Ewers thing? I haven't seen it before, and it's pretty fucking stupid.
  4. Bags don't beat bankrolls is my vote.
  5. I read that as trainer/uncle influencing to get that bag o' cash from Saban since they can't get it via NIL
  6. I wonder if Russia ripping off Elon's design will finally sway him to not be such a cocksucker (NTTAWWT)
  7. Can't wait for LHN to die in a fire.
  8. USC says hold my beer
  9. Hey, that thread got us the @NowThis post. Worth it? That's still gotta be top 5 ridiculous things this board has pulled off
  10. Yes, that LA was supposed to be LAS. Sorry for the typo.
  11. This is Vegas (LAS) not Los Angeles (LAX).
  12. Bama fans are going to struggle with their new situation.
  13. I used to fly it all the time, but that's because it was the connection to get to BUR from AUS that avoided PHX. There are a lot of people that fly that route to go to Vegas for the weekend. LAS to BUR was always full of a bunch of currently drunk and hungover individuals.
  14. Can't tell if you're being serious or not, but it's about 45 minutes or so
  15. What air defense doing? Oh, exploding. I understand now
  16. Mario Lopez is a total bitch. I'll never forget how he behaved on a Southwest flight from Burbank to LAS. Dude, you're flying Southwest quit acting like you should get first class service. He also preboarded because he had a "medical condition" that required early boarding. Fucking clown.
  17. Suck it Finebaum. Suck it long and suck it hard
  18. Nice work. Some humans don't deserve dogs
  19. Apparently, Alabama has too many good kids from good families.
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