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TexLonghorn

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  1. If only trump had listened to Obama even just once...
  2. Don trying his cure tonight (can't have hair stylist visit b/c of quarantine)
  3. Saw this online:
  4. Is your current wife saying that she basically doesn't care about Christmas or about children being separated from their parents, all while you are trying not to be utterly embarrassed in a national presidential election? Try distracting everyone by announcing you are COVID-19-positive!
  5. Can you trust anything he says/tweets? Cue Kayleigh McEnany tomorrow saying he was just being sarcastic...
  6. All the news outlets reporting that the president is at higher risk because he is of an advanced age and of a very fat weight, which will be the big story through all of tomorrow and through his quarantine period, seems like a lot of damage for his campaign to take just to emerge afterward and claim how great he is because he quickly recovered from it. I would, in an instant, believe it is a lie designed to try to help his flailing campaign, but that's a lot of damage to go through first. Of course, incompetent planning is the hallmark of this administration.
  7. Just give him some hydroxychloroquine and inject some disinfectant... shove a strong light up somewhere... all cured.
  8. Is that 4 first-place votes for Ohio State, when they won't even have a game until October 24? Sounds legitimate. Maybe with the other teams each having roughly 5 games played by then, the Buckeyes can rise up to #1 before they ever even have take the field.
  9. "Hey, OU, we saw your game and you look really good! We've got room on our schedule if you wanna play a game this year..."
  10. Gorsuch - Nominated January 31, Confirmed April 7 - 66 days. Kavanaugh - Nominated July 9, Confirmed October 6 - 89 days.
  11. Obviously, they weren't doing it right. On a side note, ever seen the ASL sign for "practice"? I'm just sayin'...
  12. So sad to see.
  13. Whispers: "Cohen's spilled the beans about us having you as a double"
  14. At the same time? Or Kung Fu movie one-at-a-time rules?
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