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Katfid54

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  1. In the past, the "narrator" voice in my head is ALWAYS Ron Howard's voice from Arrested Development. But this one was Liev Schrieber's voice, from Hard Knocks.
  2. Fuck reading. Edited to add your year #s are off, anyway. Milroe is our 2021. So including 2021x is wrong.
  3. Honestly, this is my biggest concern about Grinch at OU this year. Is there some universal mythic first-year DC bump that exists (or is it false or Texas-specific for some reason) and, if there is, will OU benefit from it this year?
  4. What "good" DCs are out there that have a shown a propensity for stopping or limiting the nouveau spread offenses of the last 5 or so years? Even Bama got buzzsawed for most of the semifinal last year against OU. Obviously Patterson. Other than him... maybe Heacock at Iowa State? Venables at Clemson? Pete Kwiatkowski (Washington has had Leach's number for the past several years)?
  5. It's Lardass Libre to you, shitpicker.
  6. This is dumb. We have several of them. BJ Foster, Caden Sterns, Joseph Ossai
  7. Other potential defensive analyst options: Gene Chizik; Tom Hayes (long-time KSU DC); Chris Ash when he inevitably gets fired mid-year?
  8. That's a great hire. Leavitt is a good defensive coach. Should we consider hiring Greg Robinson as a defensive analyst? Only half joking.
  9. that rhinoplasty tho
  10. Jimbo allocates roster spots like NFL GMs taking "best player available" in any given draft. Unfortunately, Jimbo, there's no free agency in the NCAA.
  11. Your edit game is wild today.
  12. Obviously you didn't, since I fucking quoted it.
  13. Sumlin: Hold my beer, and pass the wide receivers
  14. I did win a steak eating competition in Alamogordo, New Mexico in the mid-2000s.
  15. That show sucked so bad.
  16. Violates Michael Bay Rule #1: When you have hot actresses in a film, don't let them wear full-body coverings.
  17. Yup--and I remembered it being presented that way, although given the other hyperboles being bandied at that time, I assumed it was another well-crafted hoax. So glad to be wrong.
  18. Well, I won the county spelling bee when I was in 5th grade and was three seats away from going to the Scripps-Howard National Spelling Bee, so you can suck my lexicographical balls. Misspelled flagellum, because what kind of fucking 5th grader has ever heard of flagellum yet?
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