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Katfid54

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  1. Violates Michael Bay Rule #1: When you have hot actresses in a film, don't let them wear full-body coverings.
  2. Yup--and I remembered it being presented that way, although given the other hyperboles being bandied at that time, I assumed it was another well-crafted hoax. So glad to be wrong.
  3. Well, I won the county spelling bee when I was in 5th grade and was three seats away from going to the Scripps-Howard National Spelling Bee, so you can suck my lexicographical balls. Misspelled flagellum, because what kind of fucking 5th grader has ever heard of flagellum yet?
  4. Now we know why Sydney didn't show up for the big CTJ race last weekend:
  5. Well, that's fucking incredible. I thought Ritz Bit was a SydneyCarton creation, but the fact that it was spelled correctly should've been a tip-off. Speaking of which, bragging about defeating that walking typographical error in Scrabble is like an arky fan bragging about getting pussy. "Well, yeah, it was my cousin, and yeah she weighs 400 pounds, and I guess she has a gangrenous labia, but doesn't matter had sex!"
  6. True on all accounts. When the year is 1998 and this guy is one of your main dramatic characters you're probably not going to kill it:
  7. Wasn't this another Surly post-pool party fabrication?
  8. Netflix did one a couple years ago Do you guys even '90s pop culture?
  9. @Katfid54 apparently works for IT now. Missed opportunity for follow-up asking if he was related to Redd Foxx, Violet Beauregard, or Rosie Perez.
  10. Um.... we're Texas...?
  11. do that ten more times and then you can see the website's secret boobs.
  12. Yes. They are the mobius strip of aggy reporters.
  13. Not to mention gormless, vapid, jejune, ponderous, mouldering, reprobate, cankerous, iniquitous, disingenuous, and base.
  14. TFB had something a couple days ago. https://donors.thefootballbrainiacs.com/post-visit-update-2020-dl-alfred-collins/ I'm not a member, so I have no idea what it says.
  15. The thing that would have been tough about being an A&M fan watching the Clemson game is that Jimbo never even tried to win that game; all he tried to do was keep Clemson from blowing A&M's doors off by chewing clock and taking short yardage plays down the field. I know Texas lost this past weekend, but contrast the approach in play styles: Herman going for it on fourth down in the red zone twice, instead of settling for field goals. Calling the timeout before half to try and get some points before heading into the locker room. Unfortunately, on Saturday each of those decisions went LSU's way and not Texas'. But if a single one of them goes Texas' way, Texas probably beats LSU. That's why Herman is a great big game coach--he's an extremely aggressive situational coach in big games. Jimbo never even tried to put his team in a position to pull off an upset like that--even after they controlled the ball almost the entire first quarter.
  16. Is this not the jivenest place on the interwebz, where all us cool cat brothers hang out?
  17. I am hilarious, and all you motherfuckers are undeserving of my magnanimity.
  18. O.J. is supposedly thought of as an AD with a great ability to motivate the athletes, as they're all terrified of being cut.
  19. If they do make that hire, look for him to replace Helton with UVa's head coach. O.J. loves a white Bronco.
  20. He doesn't have any experience as an AD, but I've heard he's willing to take a stab at it.
  21. Is that Melissa McCarthy? /nokatfid
  22. Too soon, dude, shit.
  23. Is that even good?
  24. You realize the end zone is ten yards deep, right?
  25. We have jobs, because we went to an accredited university and, thus, were able to attain gainful employment upon graduation. I know that's uncommon in Louisiana, but it's par for the course for Texas grads.
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