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Katfid54

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  1. Honestly, this is my biggest concern about Grinch at OU this year. Is there some universal mythic first-year DC bump that exists (or is it false or Texas-specific for some reason) and, if there is, will OU benefit from it this year?
  2. What "good" DCs are out there that have a shown a propensity for stopping or limiting the nouveau spread offenses of the last 5 or so years? Even Bama got buzzsawed for most of the semifinal last year against OU. Obviously Patterson. Other than him... maybe Heacock at Iowa State? Venables at Clemson? Pete Kwiatkowski (Washington has had Leach's number for the past several years)?
  3. It's Lardass Libre to you, shitpicker.
  4. This is dumb. We have several of them. BJ Foster, Caden Sterns, Joseph Ossai
  5. Other potential defensive analyst options: Gene Chizik; Tom Hayes (long-time KSU DC); Chris Ash when he inevitably gets fired mid-year?
  6. That's a great hire. Leavitt is a good defensive coach. Should we consider hiring Greg Robinson as a defensive analyst? Only half joking.
  7. that rhinoplasty tho
  8. Jimbo allocates roster spots like NFL GMs taking "best player available" in any given draft. Unfortunately, Jimbo, there's no free agency in the NCAA.
  9. Your edit game is wild today.
  10. Obviously you didn't, since I fucking quoted it.
  11. Sumlin: Hold my beer, and pass the wide receivers
  12. I did win a steak eating competition in Alamogordo, New Mexico in the mid-2000s.
  13. That show sucked so bad.
  14. Violates Michael Bay Rule #1: When you have hot actresses in a film, don't let them wear full-body coverings.
  15. Yup--and I remembered it being presented that way, although given the other hyperboles being bandied at that time, I assumed it was another well-crafted hoax. So glad to be wrong.
  16. Well, I won the county spelling bee when I was in 5th grade and was three seats away from going to the Scripps-Howard National Spelling Bee, so you can suck my lexicographical balls. Misspelled flagellum, because what kind of fucking 5th grader has ever heard of flagellum yet?
  17. Now we know why Sydney didn't show up for the big CTJ race last weekend:
  18. Well, that's fucking incredible. I thought Ritz Bit was a SydneyCarton creation, but the fact that it was spelled correctly should've been a tip-off. Speaking of which, bragging about defeating that walking typographical error in Scrabble is like an arky fan bragging about getting pussy. "Well, yeah, it was my cousin, and yeah she weighs 400 pounds, and I guess she has a gangrenous labia, but doesn't matter had sex!"
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