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PenelopeWitherspoon

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Everything posted by PenelopeWitherspoon

  1. Dude, it's @MNLonghornFUKM. He is always good for a shitty take.
  2. Ronny was hitting the sauce at 10:57 AM. Welp, it's 5 o'clock somehwere.
  3. The only way I would take the offer would be if it got up to 10k in vouchers or cash. Otherwise, not worth my time.
  4. Seeing Ted Cruz...more like just the mention of his name.
  5. A TD in the 4th would have netted me $300 of profit on $20 worth of bets. Sigh.
  6. I'll never pray for OU. OU sucks.
  7. Great. We get the ball back. I want one more Texas score.
  8. Wow, Michigan defense getting chippy. lol.
  9. Wow. Nice having an excellent Offensive Line, it’s been a while.
  10. Lol. No. Verizon Fios in NYC just might be ahead
  11. How am I so far ahead of you guys?!?
  12. No late hit? Seriously????
  13. King Julius Hook 'Em.
  14. Yep. Me too. Agreed. Fucking Sooner.
  15. Stormtrooper whites? Evil empire. I'm here for that.
  16. Like that commercial.
  17. Regretting not flying in for this one. Sigh. Was at the last Texas v. Michigan game.
  18. It's an Oura Ring. I wear that instead of a fitness watch so I can wear my tank.
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