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UnhappilyMarried

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  1. Still waiting for the 15 yards on every big play when they rip the cowbells through the snap
  2. Them winning is good for mobilizing our money
  3. Shannon false starting while the ref is standing over the ball is quintessential 2025 Texas
  4. You’re telling me we could get paid $10M to rebuild an offensive staff that can develop QBs and recruit OL that don’t move like AARP cardholders??
  5. I mean if he stays he has to find a play caller, OL coach, QB coach, multiple transfer OL and a transfer QB or he’s going 7-5 back to back years. Don’t really blame him
  6. Pressers are not for serious discussion about the state of the program. They’re a bone thrown to legacy media guys for tiny little cute quotes for their stories. Nothing good would come from Sark publicly ripping into Flood and Milwee in October. Maybe I’m wrong, but it seems pretty clear to me that he understands a lot of the problems were caused in the offseason and can’t be fixed until next offseason. It just is what it is at this point.
  7. HAS to be a charged timeout
  8. They had the chance to pull him and pretend he was hurt after he got popped last drive
  9. Sarks gonna spend the whole presser talking about fumble luck. At some point it’s not bad luck
  10. South Carolina put 35 on this team and we have a 5 yard TD drive and a 55 yard field goal while asking the D to be on the field for 40 mins
  11. Every team does this to us. It’s all Sark has to do to find some consistent offense
  12. All we do is play teams who run short easy routes to move the ball with their shitty QBs and Sark couldn’t fathom doing the same
  13. Don’t blame Ant. Knows D needs to score
  14. Fuck off with that timeout Sark
  15. On topic, their 25 class has 2 top 100 guys that are from Texas. 6’6 lefty OF from Drip and a righty arm from Southlake.
  16. Kobe was a sloth in HS. Why he was highly rated and that we’re still trying him at outside corner are both mysteries.
  17. We’ve known what we have on offense since week 1. Don’t understand any of the additional consternation there. It sucked, has sucked, and will continue to suck. There will be no improvement. The defense imploding at every level is the issue that completely kills the season. 21 points should have been enough to win this game and every game on the schedule.
  18. Jeff Banks is a complete stain on this program
  19. No big deal. Unlucky hitting. Transfer arm continuing a bad summer into a tough fall
  20. Wait they’re charging like $20 and it’s not GA tomorrow??
  21. Sark being dumbfounded on a weekly basis for years now that defenses are installing the package that he’s consistently stymied by is a very good recurring bit
  22. Who did Sark help out of early season woes?? Tua and Mack Jones came out hot early in both his seasons at Bama. Kessler doesn’t fit the bill. Are we talking about 37 year old Jake Locker who was shepherded to a 5 win season as a first year starter? There’s no way Bobby could’ve written that with a straight face if he’s talking about John David Booty or Carson Palmer
  23. If all our QBs have private coaches who can eat the blame for the annual regression we might as well get rid of our bald dork and replace him with a play caller
  24. Special teams has been a net negative for years. NIL renders his recruiting useless. He and Choice were getting hammered at Caesar’s the morning before Choice’s group coughed the ball up twice in a 1 score game. 1 gone, 1 to go
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