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Bobby Layne

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  1. Darrel Royal would like a word with you. But unlike Mack, he dead. But he won for us 3 real NCs. Actual, earned. Class act. Bowed out when the game (i. e. players) got too weird for him.
  2. Correct. Can you draw up the contracts?
  3. Sark and staff get boosted. Hopefully cancellation adjustments will be made to the __backs issue. (As in Manny _iaz). Need an “NFL” old pro DB coach here.
  4. To be honest. He’s already outperformed errbody but the guys at very top. Give him a huge bonus and big salary. Short term contract with big incentives. Unlike Jimbo, he’ll earn it.
  5. If surly posters had to watch their own “game film” of their posts about him. While sitting by Coach Steve Sarkisian. How great would that be?
  6. And to think he did it all with unlimited support for the Austin media and the posters on this board. I kid. Even more impressive is he knows people all over were bitching and moaning and he just hunkered down and worked. Turning around a supertanker takes 12 miles. They’re big and slow. But they have great cargo and great momentum. All the little guys with motorized odysseys budding around are annoying but won’t sink the supertanker. (Unless they have armed rockets). Carry on shagsters. Let’s have fun while we mess up the college football world.
  7. Think Saban and Smart sweated any this season?
  8. Going back over and found this. Well said Trophster. Erudition is you.
  9. That’s something I can agree with. Big bonuses, incentives short contracts. Things change. Mack forgot the plaque on his desk that said “Complacency Kills”. It happened to him. Hubris comes with pride. Sobriety is about humility and managing expectations while relying on a Power Greater than yourself. I know. Foreign to shaggy. “WE ARE the power”. Which is why many wanted to crap on Sark. “He’s drunk” “he’ll get drunk” etc. it could happen. We all fall. Just think about what you wish for … a sober, sane Sark who wins championships. Or your/our own arrogant “owning” of our own coach. Don’t put him on a pedestal. But don’t hold him to higher standards than you have for yourself. Oh, ok, commensurate with your salary and station in life. Whatever that means. I love the insanity on the surl/shag. Let’s step back from the bitter edge now and then and enjoy the ride! It’s been too long in the darkness. Maybe enjoy the Sarky sunshine for a little while! 🤘🤘🤘😎
  10. I’m still struggling with the “conference pride” issue. SEC perfected it and it’s useful for SOS, now SOR blah blah blah. Media cucks blah blah blah. But I can’t root for “Rig 12 teams” this year. And most years. Sometimes a team will earn respect and I’ll support em. But not this blanket amnesty for teams that wish to do us harm. I don’t do SECSEC unless it’s to mock the aggies. That’s over now. We can and should be classy and still have “Texas against the world” mentality. Ain’t nobody gon help us! Nobody ran to our aid when the Japanese bombed the Alamo! Right?
  11. How does the Rig 12 get 9 (really 7) teams in? We get to win some more $$$$ for the whiner left behinds on the way out? Yeah. Let’s do it!
  12. And Ewers? Better than early season? Duh.
  13. Good post Bear Schlong. I agree with almost all. Except: If surly had no whining? What’s the point? Really you just wrote that!
  14. So we score 2 TDs second half. They score 1. We shorten the game. And WIN Rig12 Championship 49-21. Perspective folks. Who would’ve predicted that at seasons beginning! Take the win and trophy! Well done Sark and players who executed his plan. Hook em!
  15. I guess they know they just need to block great every now and then! Just fir the touchdown play.
  16. He did this all through the BYU game. Got his 5 mins of attention and camera time, then came back and played on. He’s a drama Queen.
  17. Ch3ck that. No need to jump. We’re already ahead of them. They suck anyway.
  18. Yes. We would jump ohio. Conf champ v not.
  19. You think they really gonna risk UW and Ore playing 3 times ? Eyeballs people. Pacific Northwest? Please no.
  20. Uh. It’s BIG16 Jake. We allow time to go by before we judge people for pedophilia. Therefore, Cheating, cover up and lying about it is not a big deal. Until we say it is. Especially not if we can go to the CFP.
  21. Wishes do come true. This very aged well!
  22. Sanders wide open. Again. Right in front of Ewers.
  23. BTW. How many quick-Ins aka crossing routes have we hit tonight?
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