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Zhorn96

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  1. He is a first down machine. Great hands. Tough as nails catching the ball in traffic. And that TD against Miami, they measured him at 20.8 mph or something. He outran the Miami DB. Dude is really good
  2. He’s a fuck beast. Decent blocker but one of the best pass catching TEs in the nation. Really fast for the position too
  3. the biggest (reverse) pump and dump in history
  4. this is the correct response. Dude is a decent player but not worth the silly money he was allegedly asking for. If he's the best available and texas has cash sitting around doing nothing...ok. But otherwise? Let Tech blow their load on this...
  5. The EU wants to join Grimes in the "Pegging Elon with an oversized, veiny black dildo called the Black Mamba" club
  6. both scenarios are horrific to think about but also, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ELON, SUCK IT, BITACH
  7. I don’t think Bailey is worth the $ he supposedly wants. Per the Cal mods, it is a $ driven recruitment, he doesn’t give a fuck about Tech’s academics and if they overpay for him, he’ll go there IMO.
  8. Being the resident Cal apologist, I was shouting from the rooftops how awesome he was. Dude was/is a fucking rockstar
  9. Jabbar Juluke cause it'll be fun to say his name. That fun will wear off after about 30 seconds but I'll have those memories forever
  10. what's wrong with anal dildos? Asking for a friend
  11. but imagine the play calling and roster management flexibility if Turntine was both an OT AND a TE. The mind boggles
  12. This was a done deal in mid December...just delayed til the Buckeyes ended their season. Brown and Sagapolutele give them options at QB at least
  13. Great effort but that fucking toss play to lose 7 is going to be keeping people awake for a long long time. Horrible fucking play call
  14. Where is the energy? Ohio State wants this WAYYYYY more
  15. Ughhhhhh Jordan Moko has verbally committed to Cal. I had to look him up cause I had ehhh memories and in the immortal words of another surly poster “there’s going to be a lot of demand for a guy who can’t crack a shitty OL and has legal problems.” Fuck an A
  16. Fong had some posts basically saying he showed up at Oregon and realized it just wasn’t for him and he regretted his choice. Headline: 18 year old makes impulsive decision, changes mind
  17. There is a bit more to it than that. He was locked into Cal and was set to sign and supposedly, Cal's current QB called him the night before and talked shit. Pissed off, he surprised everyone, including Oregon coaches, by signing with Oregon the next morning. Mendoza then promptly leaves Cal (why the fan base hates his guts now- leave if you want but fuck you for sabotaging on your way out) and JKS is in Oregon. Now Mendoza is gone and Cal has been backchannelling to have him come in anyways as a transfer. Oregon is spinning it that he saw the competition in Eugene and is leaving for Cal because he will start but Cal is getting a 2nd portal QB because they only have 2 QBs on scholarship currently and they both suck so it is not 100% guaranteed they hand him the ball day 1 (Devin Brown is being whispered about as the other guy). Did he see the Oregon QB room and decide to leave? Maybe. But Cal is "supposedly" where he wanted to go so its not a huge surprise if he goes back. All allegedly, of course.
  18. I'll be stunned if he doesnt go back to Cal with Mendoza gone
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