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Zhorn96

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  1. Ketch, I am not going to call you a fat bitch this time, I promise. Question for you... let's say you and Looch are hammering some Kentucky Deluxe one night and one thing leads to another and suddenly Looch is fisting you violently. By accident, his Aggie ring catches on your prostate and rips it out but when it comes out, it is a fully formed, delicious ham. My question is...do you eat that ham?
  2. Dude is really really good. He is small and compact so wont be replace AD Mitchell on the jump balls in the end zone but has elite speed and quickness off the line, runs good routes and has solid hands. One of the best WRs in the Pac12 over the past few years...
  3. He is really good. Worthy-esque so if true, would fit that role I would think. Both SC and Cal are throwing money at him so will cost a bit
  4. one is Johntay and one is THE Johntay (translated from the Spanish)...doesn't seem that confusing, my man
  5. Oh that Geoff Ketchum is such a scamp. Also a fat bitch
  6. whoa whoa whoa y’all. Sometimes a guy gets distracted by some delicious ham and a mistake happens. Gotta have some perspective
  7. Penix has been doin that all year. With that OL and those WRs, that is an offense almost impossible to stop unless you find a way to get pressure early. Once Penix gets into a rhythm...shrug
  8. Well that’s ballgame. Fucking fuck of all fucks
  9. Goddamn that Washington kicker is ugly. That’s the only shit I can talk right now
  10. Got to keep pounding the ball against these fuckers
  11. 100% guaranteed that guy has buttfucked more than 1 chicken in his life
  12. seriously, I don’t need to wake up to this shit. I’m looking for Aggie tears not salad tossing, you fucking assholes
  13. I like to say a healthy fuck you to Davante Adams, Diontae Johnson, Fucking Waddle and horseface Travor Lawrence. Thats my playoffs completely shit on. Need a 50 point miracle from McCaffrey to have a prayer.
  14. you cant spell "Violently buttfucked" without "Geoff Ketchum ate all the Christmas ham"
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