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Zhorn96

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  1. Scoggin killed like 3 people and conned a bunch of money. He barely qualifies... Hamm though, he has killed the soul of thousands and murdered plenty of pussy (according to Hamm anyway)... Advantage Aggie
  2. Maybe it's Taylor Hamm, they just havent found the bodies yet
  3. did the serial killer also have a huge cock? Cause if not, he's no Taylor Hamm
  4. misreported. It wasnt a pro-Palestine protest. Was a protest by students of a professor who is accusing another professor of sexual harassment but also admits to keying his car, posting threatening messages online and calling him 10+ times after a court order. So a he said she said clusterfuck with some psychosis involved
  5. you forgot the huge cock. He dropped 10k on furniture without making a dent in his bank account AND he has a huge cock
  6. "Learned this technique at Fish Camp. We were having a few brewskis and an older fella pulled me aside and said 'Rick, you're gonna need to learn this technique if you're gonna be a yell leader. Those all whites are a privilege and if you're gonna wear 'em, you gotta do them proud.' Sounded good to me so I learned to do that a lot over the next 4 years. Best 4 years of my life! Gig 'em!" -Rick Perry, possibly
  7. You forgot tourist tips for Charleston or Savannah or wherever the fuck people were jizzing over
  8. Aggie coach reaction when reviewing Crownover Tennessee game tape
  9. this infrared imagery proves the fart theory about Aggie fatigue in the 4th quarter. This was a 4th quarter Max Johnson fart and notice how quickly the red dissipates from the gas plume once ejected from Johnson? That’s a weak grain rip… clearly not enough sorghum at play here
  10. For fucks sake, they play Samford… how hard could it be?!?
  11. Well that tackling effort sucked. Yikes
  12. 30 million rubles is like $8. Russki's are getting sensitive
  13. I wonder if this means that WSU and OSU get to keep the mythical $420m in Pac12 assets since they are the last 2 standing
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