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Zhorn96

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  1. I was going to say "Yeah, wayyyy less chance he'd get yelled at on a lake and drunkenly break into someone's house and threaten them" and then was all "wait, half of Austin's party scene is on Lake Travis" and that theory fell apart. So yeah, you right, less than a week
  2. Zhorn96 replied to Constant's topic in Football
    At least we havent lost to Kansas… yet
  3. Zhorn96 replied to Constant's topic in Football
    True story
  4. hey! she was within the plus or minus 300 mile radius
  5. Pullman isn’t ready for the stripper OR the monkey
  6. Fucking dogshit
  7. What an epic fucking choke job. Again
  8. It’s all cumulative. Never a good look when your home fans are letting you know that you suck
  9. For Banks, Texas coaches should put play highlights from Oregon’s game last night where they barely managed to beat Cal at home (and only because Cal stumble fucked their way out of a 4th quarter lead) and the Autzen crowd raining boos on the Ducks
  10. doesn't suck. The Missus and I are contemplating summering "elsewhere" once the youngest is out of the house in the next year or two. My boss already ok'd it so I am counting the days
  11. Don’t you mean Oregon? I think you mean Oregon
  12. DONT THEY KNOW THAT HAROLD PERKINS WILL COMMIT TO US IF ITS 2022?!?!?! Fuckin' CBS
  13. Could really use a 40+ point Bama win to make the day a little better
  14. On the plus side, next season we may have the novelty of fielding the first ever defense featuring 11 true freshmen
  15. Choked it away
  16. For a team trying to grind clock, why the fuck are they snapping that ball instead of letting the quarter run out
  17. So yeah, I’m back to “FUCKING TACKLE”
  18. Shit he was down
  19. Fucking tackle no don’t! Fumble! FUCK YEAH
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