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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. I'm gonna guess cheesy
  2. Get to know Volantis, retards. He'll bemowing through.yohr batters like surly with South Austin's mom
  3. It's Luis the aggies have all had a lobotomy and still think they're nm it, but dildo waving sips have paid off the umps. BTW, how's Jace doing? From the aggies boards before the season he was the next Bryce Harper/Mike Trout. Is he spending all of his NIL on black face?
  4. Rational thinking, seeing the flaws instead of blaming Schloss- YOU'RE A SIP!
  5. Yeah that dude was on another level. Batters were scared walking up to the player. Absolute money. Damn he was great. I never thought we would see someone of that caliber again, but Schloss and co tearing out USC's heart and getting Volantis was huge. None of us knew that kid was like some kind of prodigy. It's nuts, man. Jungmann is the only Longhorn I can compare him to, and that is rare air. And to think he still has W years left. We gettim that NC not just for the team, but for Jungmann losing to LSU. I was at that game and the sadness is still with me.
  6. Just another pussy behind a keyboard thinking he's smart or some shit. Maybe his plane will land in Lady Bird lake.
  7. I concur. I just referenced Jungmann because he was the closest to Volantis. In a year Volantis will be dragging pussy around Austin with some falling out of his pockets. He's a fucking dude. But, Jungmann, much like Volantis, has that calm demeanor where they know the strike zone and where to put it on point. I do believe right now, Volantis is a more special player. That's not a knock on. Jungmann did take us to the CWS where weost to LSU, but he was a freak, too. I'm not being facetious, I truly believe Schloss will bring us a championship. He's at his dream job, we're a blue blodd, kids want to play for a winning program. We already have the #1 class coming in, I believe. We are set. We have some ballers ready to roll.
  8. Man, this dude fell hard. A highest rated player ever, only to be selected in the 7th rd. Of only he could work the pocket and use awareness. Regardless, hook em, Quinn. Sit back and learn. Now you don't have to be thrust into a starting role. Learn and grow.
  9. Glad A-Rpd is back in RF. We need Mendoza to get healthy, and Beyleu to come back and dominate ou.
  10. Taylor Jumgmann? Volantis and Jungmann are quite a lit like. They know their zone and they know where a batters likes his pitches. Volantis, if healthy, for the next 2 years, will be a top 20 pick. He's special. Like, really, really special.
  11. TBH, he's small, but I think he could be a good kickoff guy. He sucks at running the rock (maybe that's because ou's linemen are made from parts at your local landfill), but someone will get a quality player if they don't use him as a RB
  12. Mario Cristobal continues to be a shitty coach and evaluator. I absolutely love it. "elite" is carrying a lot.of weight in that article.
  13. Billy on the phone right now telling his minions to tell that pussy to meet him in the parking lot, pronto.
  14. This dude gonna be on the Charles Omenihu NFL track of making a shit ton of money, but also creating camps for kids.
  15. No shot, someone posted a quote from one of those retards. Somewhere where they claimed moral victory. I was taken aback; that it isn't a myth after all.
  16. We've come to take over the SEC. It's working. We're working on all cylinders and now the rest of the sports know we ain't fucking around.
  17. He's now Benedict Arnold
  18. I honestly believe they won't care tomorrow because they already lost the series. We should win again out of apathy
  19. Damn. You know it's grim when an ag actually says it out loud that he might as well buy burnt orange lawn chairs. Someone needs to do a welfare check on that guy.
  20. Did you see the clip where he yelled what the fuck when we stole 2nd? Absolute hilarity.
  21. True. Mizzou is beyond a dumpster fire. They caused the state of California's fires. I can see both Georgia and LSU beating them just because we live in their mind and all they will be focused on is how they lost to us,
  22. Weird, because weren't they chirping they were on a hot streak beating #1 Tennessee and then #2 Arkansas, all while shit talking about how they were going to own us next? We must be the easiest #1 they've ever played™️
  23. That's not fair to the mop and brooms they have in there. They did nothing wrong!
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