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Reese Bennett

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  1. 12 plus 1? I think that is known as a raper's dozen.
  2. Your mom went 3 for 3 holes last night.
  3. Paradise, CA was burned to the ground, dozens of people died in the fire, and they can’t rebuild because of haz-mat issues. It is still a better place than cs.
  4. This may be the first real person I can think of that would actually enjoy grandma porn. I figured there had to be a market for it. Just didn't realize it was screwed-up rapey dudes.
  5. That's a ton of 47 yard plays. Touchback on the kickoff, defense pushes them back 15, they punt to the 47, we score. It's not rocket science.
  6. Yeah, there's a reason Herman puts so much emphasis on facility upgrades and bringing in successful alumni and business leaders to talk to the team. The message is clear: you'll be taken care of here as a student/athlete and later in a career vs. getting some bucks to blow on stupid teenager shit now. Texas is selling the long view. It may not be as sexy as $200k and a fake promise that you'll get drafted, but it does have an appeal to the right kind of kid.
  7. True story: I know a guy named Cox who married a gal named Dicks. She thought about hyphenating, but finally went with just Cox because she was tired of Dicks.
  8. Yep, and I’ve always thought blocking passes is a skill that is hard to teach. He seems to do it naturally.
  9. To be fair, every damn day there's something coming out at USC that could be used to buttress the case.
  10. Is that really a good time? Maybe for current kids, but I remember back in the day, my buddies and I were running sub-8s while jumping over 37 feet and benching 10 reps at 1200 lbs. Most of us ended up being nerds and just went to college, but one buddy of mine played two years at Sam.
  11. Would aggy have been drafted by any other team? If an UFA, would he go anywhere other than the Texans? I think both answers are no. Thus, wasted draft pick from a football perspective. From an aggy fan base perspective though...
  12. Yeah, we may require our linemen to eat up blocks, but if we get more of the best like you are, we'll use four and wreak havoc. May I ask have you ever seen a cool aggy? And hey, did you know aggy has guy cheerleaders? In fact, that whole school really likes dudes and I mean in an unhealthy way. NTTAWWT.
  13. Aggy pic is shadowy and surrounded by darkness. Fitting. And is that Meatchicken's locker room? Trash.
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