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Longboard Horn

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  1. David Boren dies at 83 https://www.oudaily.com/obituaries/ou-president-david-boren-dead-obituary-university-oklahoma-misconduct-allegations-jones-day/article_89bf3084-e7fb-11ef-9092-9f6416b2d0f4.html
  2. Down to play that!
  3. I seriously hope they don't have pinhead Bert as the kicker. Give the job to Will Stone like in the Cotton Bowl.
  4. WATCH OUT! WOOOOOOWWWW!! HE'S GOT GETTIN AWAY FROM THE COP SPEED!
  5. Two years later and it's still funny. JBL is a true Texan and one of the greatest heel characters of all time. But this rant against the Sooners was for real.
  6. I remember James was also in consideration when we hired Charlie Strong. Looking at his character and the shit he's pulled at penn state, I'm glad we went with Charlie instead.
  7. Yes, every now and then if we have some to go items that no one has claimed a manager will let us have at it. Better to have us eat it than throw it away.
  8. Brian is the second coming of Dave Campo. He and his staff = Brent Venables. This next season might be one of the worst Cowboys seasons since Dave Campo, or worse, Chan Gailey.
  9. Since @DoobieWah started this thread there has been a good gap in this thread. So here are few stories from recent: I no longer work in seafood and now with for an upscale Asian restaurant. The other night I had a big top. They made it one check for their 12 people party. Easy for me and for the kitchen. I get to the the last two people at the end of the table(a couple), the guy orders his entrée and then his wife orders hers and adds "can I also get a side of fries for the baby?" I just stare at her and the entire table is staring as well. Then a lightbulb goes off and she asks "oh you guys don't have fries?" Before I can answer, her husband says, "are you crazy?! This is a Chinese restaurant they don't have that stuff here. You oughta know they don't have french fries and hamburgers!" After turning away from laughing, I ask her if she would like a side of lo mein or white rice for the baby and she says to bring one of each. Whenever I'm bartending I love when someone looks at our shelf of top brand liquors as well as our sake and asks what we have. Or whenever I inform them that we're out of a certain brand of liquor and they order it anyway. 🤦‍♂️
  10. Calling it a career
  11. Story time: last night at the restaurant I work at we had the aggy tennis team come in. They're here for an indoor tournament over at SMU. Anyways, their coach pays for all the food and selected to have gratuity included. I show him the bill and tell him gratuity has been added on. Then he says, "well do I have to sign it? Where's the signature line?" And I tell him, 'Well yes you sign it, but I have to run your card first and cash you out...." Oh aggy... never stop being you!
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