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Hank Scorpio

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  1. I’m basically Brendan Fraser in the Whale wearing a No Fear hat while eating meatball subs and praying for death.
  2. If Sark pulls Will Johnson out of Michigan I will suck his dick on the 50 yard line at the home opener. Hell, even if we don’t get him.
  3. Sounds like Sark has started coasting after making the playoffs, not a single junior day commit. Mack would have locked down 95% of the class already.
  4. So this nickelback guy is a tight end, Surly supports burnt ends, making it immamac and RB’s fault if we don’t get him.
  5. Based on my knowledge of Texas football we still need 1 more big bodied WR. Preferably a guy that plays soft with little to no acceleration who we can chuck fades to out of bounds.
  6. I don’t care if he sucks in coverage, just look at this fucking guy. Sign him up.
  7. Reminds me of Sweat, put 175 pounds on him over 4 years and watch him win the Outland.
  8. Make the recruiting threads longer and more off topic. That way when you find out some actual news it’s an unexpected treat.
  9. If the donations don’t increase I’ll dox every one of you. CTJ is Greg Davis’ son. That’s just a taste.
  10. Also we should all give more money so that immamac doesn’t have to worry about this shit.
  11. There’s only one way to save Surly, go back to the Cloak Room and be even more racist.
  12. Looks like you fucked it up.
  13. The fool: I shall go to central market at 5:00 the Friday before Christmas weekend, surely it shan’t be crowded and out of items. The wise man: I went to Costco 2 weeks ago and purchased all the presents, clothing, and food I shall need for all winter.
  14. All of these things are true: 1. Evan Stewart is a very good and talented football player. 2. He’s a shithead. 3. Some programs are not going to recruit him because in their view #2 trumps #1. It’s not that fucking complicated.
  15. Opens tweet This is just a silly promo video for a recruit 7 minutes later, weeping I will die for Colin Simmons and his whole family
  16. Brenden Schooler didn’t get drafted and he had insane testing numbers and was a great special teams player.
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