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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. It seems to me that over the last 5 years or so any time a pitcher might need TJ surgery there is a 100% chance they are going to get TJ surgery. But what can you do, every 14 year old needs a power slider.
  2. I’m just excited we appear to have a side arm lefty specialist, every team needs a funky throwing lefty only pitcher. He’s no Keith Shinaberry but I’ll take it.
  3. I like that guy and his stache
  4. I thought we were best friends
  5. Actually they are called Hank Scorpio Underground Learning Centers and the kids also have to build the basement learning center.
  6. Shit I need to open a charter school and get me some of that free money.
  7. Smart move by Sark to go after a backup kicker.
  8. Arch is staying for at least 2 more years. I gave him half of a gift card to Maudie’s and he only gets the other half if he stays next year.
  9. Preach brother.
  10. Surely there are a few chode JUCO steroid monster hitters out there who can’t play defense for shit but can at least mash a few taters. We should get one of those. And a shit ton of steroids. Imagine Volantis all juiced up like god damn Thor throwing 98 and exploding his shoulder.
  11. Why the fuck would we want him. He traded Doncic for peanuts.
  12. We were wrong about Turntine. That’s a full size microphone. He’s huge.
  13. I knew this team would blow it. They just don’t have any composure. Oh well there’s always next year.
  14. Jesus Volantis at least give them a chance.
  15. It sounds like this serial killer has changed his tactics and is targeting the Chinese.
  16. I’m not reading all this but it sounds like Derka shouldn’t have stabbed that guy.
  17. Casey Hampton had a ridiculous tape but it doesn’t appear to be on the internet.
  18. The hole going horizontal would be bigger than Dylan going electric.
  19. I heard Sark’s wife made him cancel the spring game so he could take her shopping.
  20. Turntine is a must get. We need a C to replace Majors and he can probably bulk up to be the same size as Majors with a few years in the weight room.
  21. Is Pierce still our 3B coach?
  22. Does Jonah Williams participate in spring football practice or is he baseball only?
  23. Remember when a team would score like 4 runs on us and we’d immediately fold because we couldn’t hit, especially when behind, and the game would end 4-1 and last like 90 minutes. Remember that decade.
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