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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. Fucking baby giraffe good job
  2. I did not realize how much I dislike LaViolette. Just look at the guy. Fuck him.
  3. Oh so babies being out too late at sporting events is political now?
  4. That baby should not be there.
  5. I miss the good old days of arguing if Chiles should starts.
  6. Fuck it, does Jonah Williams know how to pitch?
  7. It seems to me that over the last 5 years or so any time a pitcher might need TJ surgery there is a 100% chance they are going to get TJ surgery. But what can you do, every 14 year old needs a power slider.
  8. I’m just excited we appear to have a side arm lefty specialist, every team needs a funky throwing lefty only pitcher. He’s no Keith Shinaberry but I’ll take it.
  9. I like that guy and his stache
  10. I thought we were best friends
  11. Actually they are called Hank Scorpio Underground Learning Centers and the kids also have to build the basement learning center.
  12. Shit I need to open a charter school and get me some of that free money.
  13. Smart move by Sark to go after a backup kicker.
  14. Arch is staying for at least 2 more years. I gave him half of a gift card to Maudie’s and he only gets the other half if he stays next year.
  15. Preach brother.
  16. Surely there are a few chode JUCO steroid monster hitters out there who can’t play defense for shit but can at least mash a few taters. We should get one of those. And a shit ton of steroids. Imagine Volantis all juiced up like god damn Thor throwing 98 and exploding his shoulder.
  17. Why the fuck would we want him. He traded Doncic for peanuts.
  18. We were wrong about Turntine. That’s a full size microphone. He’s huge.
  19. I knew this team would blow it. They just don’t have any composure. Oh well there’s always next year.
  20. Jesus Volantis at least give them a chance.
  21. It sounds like this serial killer has changed his tactics and is targeting the Chinese.
  22. I’m not reading all this but it sounds like Derka shouldn’t have stabbed that guy.
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