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Hank Scorpio

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  1. Look Jedis are white men or half robots or little green goblins or aliens but they are NOT minorities or women.
  2. I gotta start hanging out at the airport more to film children walking thru the baggage claim.
  3. Did Mills accidentally enroll at a middle school? Based on his film he appears to be playing against 12 year olds.
  4. Those are the 2 least famous quarterbacks Arch has ever been photographed with.
  5. Was in Houston last week at the L’Auberge casino.
  6. I could watch 2 hours of Powell just doing hit man characters. Great flick.
  7. In that case we need to get them out of that go kart ASAP. F 150 blows a red light and we’re fucked.
  8. We also need to stop the rampant promotion of gambling on sports. This take brought to you by Draft Kings, deposit $500 and join in the seven way ultra parlay day now.
  9. College football is so fucking stupid. I love it.
  10. Austin Wood didn’t throw 197 pitches and ruin his life for these idiots to forget how to field grounders.
  11. It’s not fair that aggy has left handed pitchers. I thought they trained people not to do that or put them in an asylum. Can’t have them out there throwing with the devils hand.
  12. Fuck it just walk him
  13. Fuck that Montgomery fucker is going to win this game for them isn’t he.
  14. You’re always fucked if you lose this game but god damn the loser of this game is turbo fucked.
  15. At least his bat didn’t go flying out of his hands.
  16. Flores you son of a bitch here’s your chance
  17. Never a doubt
  18. Kennedy should be replaced with a bat balanced on a folding chair.
  19. There we go, let’s get Gumby to second and win this.
  20. Hahahaha what a shitty pitch to swing at.
  21. God dammit Galavan you useless mick.
  22. Blake Gideon silently nodding as Flores commits his 8th error of the night.
  23. Every batter just close your eyes and hack as hard as you can. It’s our only hope.
  24. It should be a requirement that a team like Texas have a weirdo lefty reliever who only pitches to lefties for situations like that. Where is Keith Shinaberry when you need him.
  25. Holy fucking shit
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