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Hank Scorpio

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  1. I don’t even know who Flood is anymore. How do you let the 900 pound guy get away.
  2. This is 100% the schools asking the NCAA to ban the decorating and photo shoots. It’s a huge pain in the ass for the support staffs.
  3. It’s crazy that this isn’t a bigger story, I can’t find any news articles about it. Unless, someone powerful is covering it up.
  4. You have to think if we only recruited North Shore and Lake Travis we could beat NFL teams.
  5. I think the attempted murder is a plus, you rarely see that kind of killer instinct in a defender.
  6. Honestly, no.
  7. If we need a GM there’s only one man for the job
  8. I’m basically Brendan Fraser in the Whale wearing a No Fear hat while eating meatball subs and praying for death.
  9. Her pussy got wet when she saw Kyle field.
  10. If Sark pulls Will Johnson out of Michigan I will suck his dick on the 50 yard line at the home opener. Hell, even if we don’t get him.
  11. Sounds like Sark has started coasting after making the playoffs, not a single junior day commit. Mack would have locked down 95% of the class already.
  12. So this nickelback guy is a tight end, Surly supports burnt ends, making it immamac and RB’s fault if we don’t get him.
  13. We gotta kill Phil Knight.
  14. Sign him up, I want a full on jihad in the secondary.
  15. Based on my knowledge of Texas football we still need 1 more big bodied WR. Preferably a guy that plays soft with little to no acceleration who we can chuck fades to out of bounds.
  16. Sark is about to be the richest Armenian in the world. Take that Agassi.
  17. I don’t care if he sucks in coverage, just look at this fucking guy. Sign him up.
  18. Ever seen a guy say goodbye to a shoe?!
  19. Reminds me of Sweat, put 175 pounds on him over 4 years and watch him win the Outland.
  20. Make the recruiting threads longer and more off topic. That way when you find out some actual news it’s an unexpected treat.
  21. If the donations don’t increase I’ll dox every one of you. CTJ is Greg Davis’ son. That’s just a taste.
  22. Also we should all give more money so that immamac doesn’t have to worry about this shit.
  23. There’s only one way to save Surly, go back to the Cloak Room and be even more racist.
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